Bridget Marquardt

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For some odd reason, out of all Hef's sex-toys, I find Bridget to be the most boring. Just my take, of course...

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Okay, so who's watched this Bridget's Sexiest Beaches show? So Bridget gets her own show on the Travel Channel, Holly Madison is on Dancing With The Stars, and Kendra Wilkinson is marrying the #3 (or is it #4) receiver of the Eagles... I say Dasha Astafieva, the panty dropper, is doing the best outta all of them.

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Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt were recently at Caesars Palace in Vegas for a book launch event. I'm pretty sure when they weren't preoccupied with the task of pleasuring Master Hef, all three ladies put in countless hours writing this soon-to-be NY Times bestseller!

Ok, let's get back to reality for a second. The new book which features the three hotties on the cover was actually authored by Paul Ruditis. According to Amazon.com, Mr. Rundits apparently has a TON of experience with this type of stuff:

Paul Ruditis has written more than thirty books based on some of the most popular shows on television, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, The West Wing, and Alias. He is also the author of an original fiction series for teens, DRAMA!, and the novel, Love, Hollywood Style. [Amazon]

I'm sure Paul had more fun working on this book than on any of his previous projects & by "better time" we mean tons of sex, countless writer's block-fighting handjobs & God knows what else. Lucky bastard! And granted, this job doesn't involve rubbing lotion on Adriana Lima's ass, but having your way with Playboy Playmates can't be all that bad! Ow!

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As reported last week, Kendra Wilkinson has successfully used her Hef & Playboy connections to land a wifie position w/ Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett. The football player popped the Q atop Seattle's Space Needle earlier this month. To show his love for Kendra, Hef's throwing a wedding bash this coming June at his Playboy Masion---assuming things between Kendra & her new man last that long.

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These were snapped in NYC at Mariah Carey's Halloween Party. See more pics of Kendra here!

In just the last month, a total of two chicks have left the mansion, so does this mean Hef will spend the remaining years of his life watching porn & dropping massive quantities of Viagra? Yeah right.

Hef has more than moved on. He's actively taking apps from hot white chicks from all over the globe to fill the vacancies on his bed. Please note that the application process involves tea-bagging Hef, so apply w/ extreme caution. At the moment he's vetting (having old-man/young-hotties sex) w/ sexy twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, so expect some delays in hearing back from Hef & Co.

Pictured: Karissa and Kristina Shannon in a recent Playboy layout.

DAMN YOU HEF, DAMN YOU!!

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These were snapped @ the 2008 Really Awards, an award put on for all the wack reality TV stars we love to hate, but watch anyway b/c we have nothing better to do at 2:30AM in the morning. Every skanky ho & her granny showed up to the event---except the Kardashian family. The award show airs on Saturday, October 11 at 10p ET/PT on Fox Reality!

And now, let's focus on our three-way matchup between Hef's favorite playmates. I'm pretty sure we've done this one before, but who gives a shit. You guys know the drill...Vote & comment w/ deep thoughts down below.

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These were snapped at a the Great American Run kick off party by National Lampoon at the Playboy Mansion.

I wish I could be a long-term live-in guest with some filthy rich old woman who'll pay all my bills on time, buy me clothes when I want them, and pay for all my travels. If sex is the only thing I'll need to give in return such a lifestyle, then so be it!

Bring it on, damn it!!

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(L-R): Holly Madison, Lucky Bastard Hugh Hefner, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's not getting a new girlfriend, rep says

Hugh Hefner is sticking with blonds - for now.

The Playboy founder has no plans to add a fourth girlfriend to his posse, his rep told the Daily News on Wednesday.

According to several reports, brunette Ukranian model Dasha Astafieva has caught the eye of the 82-year-old - and riled up his current girlfriends in the process.

Astafieva allegedly hit it off with Hefner after meeting with Playboy about appearing in an upcoming issue.

Hefner has even hinted at having his new gal pal move into the Playboy mansion, the National Enquirer says, a prospect that reportedly "terrified" girlfriends and "Girls Next Door" stars Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt.

According to Russia Today, the stunner has already moved into Hefner's Los Angeles home.
But it's all hooey, the Playboy rep says.

Astafieva "doesn't live here. She lives in the Ukraine," the publicist said. "She's not even here now. ...I haven't heard of any scheduled plans for her to come back to town." [NY Daily News]

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The Girls Next Door: Is Dasha Astafieva Hefner's Fourth Girlfriend?

"Dasha's natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef," a source told the National Enquirer.

Meanwhile, Hefner's three girlfriends are reportedly not too happy about it.

"Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef's heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her," the source added. Source

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Bridget Christina Sandmeier (born September 25, 1973), better known as Bridget Marquardt, is an American television personality, model, and actress, best known for her role on the reality television series The Girls Next Door with Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson, all girlfriends of Playboy magazine publisher Hugh Hefner.

Marquardt has a cat named Gizmo and a dog named Wednesday ("Winnie") who is a Pekingese. Winnie had eye surgery on an infection in 2008, but is now doing fine. Wiki

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GIRLS NEXT DOOR'S BRIDGET LANDS TRAVEL SHOW

The buxom blond will be taking viewers as she explores seaside destinations around the world on her new show BRIDGET'S BEACHES, which the Travel Channel has ordered 13 episodes of. Source

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