Brooke Burke
Ageless Hasbeen: Brooke Burke @ 2009 ESPY Awards
Friday, July 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Man, what the hell does this woman do to look like this?! Even after popping out so many kids, Brooke Burke is looking absolutely amazing! Good for her!
MORE: Brooke Burke: Super MILF or Super Airbrushing Team?
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Brooke Burke @ "Terminator Salvation" Premiere
Monday, May 18th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
We've not really seen much of Brooke Burke since she was on her way to winning Dancing With The Stars last season. Brooke Burke is 37 years old now and still a super MILF and we'll always have those bikini photos from Cabo.Scandalously Related Stories:
Brooke Burke @ "High School Musical 3" Premiere in L.A.
Monday, October 20th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Brooke Burke's fiance almost joined 'Dancing with the Stars' tooDancing with the Stars also asked former Baywatch star David Charvet -- the fiance of current show participant Brook Burke -- compete on this season's edition, according to Charvet.
"The show actually asked me to come on this season and compete against her," Charvet told People in a Wednesday report.
"I think it would have been fun," he said to People. "But when I see what [Brooke] has to go through every day, and how nerve-racking it is, I don't know if I could do it." Source
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Brooke Burke @ "Dancing With The Stars" Studio
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
‘Dancing with the Stars’: Brooke Burke, Warren Sapp, and Toni Braxton lead the packBrooke and Derek’s paso doble was performed to that dramatic music that used to be in the diamond commercials -- you know the ones. The judges admired the dance (and, presumably, Brooke’s pushed-up bosom), if not quite as much as they admired the quickstep last week -- Carrie Ann called it a “hair off-balance.” Score: 24/30. Source
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Brooke Burke @ 4th Annual Pink Party
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Brooke Lisa Burke (born September 8, 1971) is an American television personality and model, known for hosting Wild On! (1999-2002) and Rock Star (2005-2006).
In 2007, Brooke started a company called Baboosh Baby, which offers wraps for pregnant women. The company's website features a blog from Brooke about her children. [3]
Burke will be a participant in Season 7 of Dancing with the Stars, and is paired with Derek Hough. Wiki
Brooke Burke Gets Nonfat Milk In Her Latte!
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Starbucks Launches a New BrewThe Seattle coffee giant will start selling its new Pike Place Roast at all company-owned locations across the country on Tuesday. The new blend has a smoother taste than most of its other brewed coffees.
The Pike Place Roast attempts to evoke the company's very first location, which opened in Seattle's Pike Place Market in 1971. Source
Brooke Burke @ A Pea in the Pod's Fashion Event
Monday, April 7th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Finally! Brooke Burke Names That Baby
We know that naming a baby can be a challenge, but four weeks post-partum? Brooke and her fiance named their little man "Shaya," which is Hebrew for "gift" or meaning "group of followers" in Arabic, says Jennifer Moss, CEO of Baby Names.com. Source
Please Help Brooke Burke Find A Name For Her Son
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Brooke Burke And David Charvet Still Haven't Named Three-Week-Old Son
What's in a name? If you don't have one, maybe a lot. The three-week-old son of Brooke Burke and her fiancé David Charvet still doesn't have a name, although the couple said they are getting close to picking one for him. The baby left the hospital without his birth certificate, as a name is required to fill out the certificate.
Burke said she has waited her whole life for a son, but apparently she never thought of names during that wait. The 36-year-old actress did say they were close and had agreed on the first name and the last name and that they were still fighting over a middle name.
The newborn baby boy joins the couple's daughter, Rain, 1, and Burke's two girls from a previous marriage, Neriah, 7, and Sierra, 5. [AHN]
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Brooke Burke Knocked-Up Again... Damn You David Chabert!
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

On January 8, 2007, she gave birth to a baby girl named, Heaven Rain Charvet. At age 36, she is expecting her fourth child and second with fiance David Charvet, due spring 2008. Wiki
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Brooke Burke Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

These scans are from Ralph Magazine, December 2007
- Lindsay Lohan's Breasts Get Some Sun [HollywoodTuna]
- Dita Von Teese Performing In London [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hoe van een zombie een chick te maken? [Flabber]
- Paris Hilton just got skankier [Celebslam]
- Kristen Bell's Shitty Cameltoe [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Yaaa, we're number 12! [The Bastardly Society]
- Chicks and Kicks - The Consortium Girls [Complex]
- Lily Allen lost 19lbs in 6 weeks [Dlisted]
- Chelsea Handler is just like Michael Richards [Tasteful Celebs]
- Amy Winehouse hides her nose for good reason [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Carmen Electra to sell home stripper poles [Cele|bitchy]
- “Celebrity Rehab†Coming to VH1 in January [Fatback and Collards]
- Dannielynn Pictures [CityRag]
- Hulk Hogan is Getting Divorced [DerekHail]
- Kevin Federline - 50 influential men under 45 [Celeb Warship]
- Victoria's Secret Pillow Fight Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Britney gets the kids for X-Mas [The Blemish]
- Nikki Ziering bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Rachel Bilson In Knee High Boots [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]





















