Brooke Hogan

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We were lucky enough to get our hands on a few pics from an autographing session held at a Wal-Mart in Davie, Florida in celebration of Brooke Hogan's new album "Redemption." Anyone download any tracks? I heard it's gonna be up for at least a couple Grammys next year. I guess we'll have to wait & see...

Anyway, I don't know if it was bad marketing by her management or what b/c no one showed up to Brooke's desk for an autograph. After all, we are in a global financial crisis, so it's totally understandable why her new album isn't showing up on any top 10 charts--but I digress. So, as I was saying, we were sent around eight photos & only one photo shows Brooke signing some poor kid's cast (the kid was in a wheel chair, so he was kinda helpless). We don't know whether the kid in question coughed up allowance money for Brooke's CD or not.

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In one of the stupidest headlines I read over the weekend, Brooke Hogan has released a dis track about Heidi Montag. Oh snap! It's on like Donkey Kong now! Geez, what a bunch of worthless crap. Are both these whores really in desperate need of some publicity? Brooke needs to lay off the PEDs and call Manny Ramirez's doctor to prescribe her some of those fertility drugs that Manny took.. or something.

"WHY???? Because I can. And this is just the tip of the iceberg! I'm so sick of people that use me and my family, people with NO talent calling people out who work harder than them, and just people who have a dumbass attitude to begin with." Source

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What's the real story behind Hulk Hogan's relationship with this woman? Couldn't he find a fucking brunette or something? The similarities between these two chicks is straight up nasty. Fuck...

Well anyway, these two were spotted shopping around Miami Beach area the other day.

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Brooke Hogan was recently spotted on Miami Beach shooting a music video. Now, who in their right mind would shoot a Brooke Hogan video---especially during a worldwide financial crisis?!

Enter: Rapper Yannique Barker.
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Am I the only one's who's highly skeptical of Brooke Hogan's new relationship with rapper Yannique Barker? Here are the details of the hookup:

1. Yannique Barker is not only a rapper, but coincidently also owns a company that shoots music videos for d-list celebs & chicks that Yannique wants to bang.

2. Brooke Hogan still has grand aspirations of becoming the next Beyonce and because everyone around her is too afraid of a public beatdown by daddy Hulk Hogan, no one has the balls to tell Brooke to quit music & do something else with daddy's money.

When you combine one & two, you get a temporary relationship made during recessionary times. Yanni's obviously having trouble finding work, so why not rip off deep-pocketed Hulk Hogan and get some phuntang in the process?! It's ingeniously ballsy, but sadly, it'll play out in one of the following ways:

1. Yanni getting his head chopped off by Hulk Hogan.
2. Yanni getting beaten the shit out of him while his video crew tapes it.
3. Yanni getting a restraining order against Hulk Hogan after getting beaten in public while getting filmed.

Obviously, any which way you look at it, it'll be a painful ending for Yanni, so we wish him well.

Anyway, let's dive into the pics! I know job security is on everyone's mind these days, so why not choose from one of the following positions...?
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Remember the last time Brooke Hogan had one of her performances?

Just in case you forgot, Hulk Hogan's beloved fame-whore-of-a-daughter gave Miami's Spanish-speaking community at Latin Festival "Calle Ocho" last month a taste of something more than just her "musical" talents:
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Sadly, her performance this past weekend at Sobe Live wasn't as slutty, but worth checking out nonetheless.

Also, check back here at noon (EST) for new Brooke Hogan bikini pics!

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There are so many things wrong with this set of pics, so let's dive right in.

First off, the picture above is from a Brooke Hogan concert & not not a public striptease show on the streets of Miami. After a one year long disappearance from the concert circuit, Brooke resurfaced with a scandalous performance at a Latin festival called "Calle Ocho." After googling the event, here's what we discovered:

What started in 1978 to share our Cuban culture in Miami has become the virtual Pan-American showcase it is today - blocks & blocks full of musical stages with top latin performers, ethnic food kiosks lining the way and children's activities. [Source]

Ok, we'll stop there. Since when did Brooke Hogan become a latin performer---not this particular performance really showcases Brooke's musical abilities.
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On to the second issue: Why does Hulk Hogan's girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel look so much like his daughter? Here's a comparison:
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Brooke Hogan Says She Isn't Gay but 'Might as Well Be'

The "Brooke Knows Best" babe was overheard complaining about her love life — or lack thereof — last Monday night when she hosted an anniversary celebration at Bowlmor Lanes' southern outpost, STRIKE Miami.

"What love life? I'm not gay but I might as well be," she said, according to our source. "I'm the [woman] of the group," she said, referring to her reality TV roommates. "We live a gay lifestyle." Source

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These were snapped yesterday as Brooke & her latest boytoy enjoyed some playtime in Miami Beach.

Brooke's new "Redemption" tat might have something to do w/ her VH1 reality show Brooke Knows Best hitting the ratings jackpot by racking up 1.5million viewers per episode---highest in VH1 history.

So, which one of you bastards is watching this show?! I caught an episode not so long back & didnt' see anything special.

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Brooke Hogan calls press “jerks” for reporting she ditched Nick's brithday

Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be…
According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.
Lets see…
*hes in jail
*Its an important birthday…the big 18!!!
*I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
*He's the most important thing in my life.

They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me.
uhh…there's such thing as a back door you jerks. Source

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Brooke Hogan Apologizes for Accusing Hulk of Abuse

Hogan told People magazine that she signed the documents under pressure from her mother (who filed for divorce last December) and at a time when she was upset with Hulk due to rumors of infidelity.

"I love my mother and hope to one day reconcile with her," Brooke also told the mag. "But using kids as pawns in a divorce is awful. Every day my mother resorts to this kind of behavior makes it much harder for us to have a relationship again." FOX News

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