Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker @ Victoria's Secret Fashion Week Suite
Monday, September 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Any Roddick claims that his marriage to Brooklyn Decker isn't affecting his tennis but really... if he's married to this below... seriously?!?! This is what he said prior to the US Open."Tennis is tennis. The Open doesn't change or stop because I got married. It's still just about trying to win some matches." Source

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Brooklyn Decker: GQ Magazine, September 2009
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Brooklyn Decker has long been linked to Andy Roddick and they were married this past April. We've already seen some leaks to Bar Refaeli's 2010 SI Swimsuit Photos, we can assume that Brooklyn will be making another appearance in the magazine too... preferably in bodypaint too.Scandalously Related Stories:
Brooklyn Decker @ 2009 MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Now this is a big disappointment... come on Brooklyn!? Didn't you see what Bar Refaeli wore? That's why she's on the cover of the SI Swimsuit Issue and you're not. Well, since you didn't give us much to work with, here we have to remind ourselves what your sexy bod looks like.
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Brooklyn Decker @ 2009 S.I. Swimsuit Edition Party in LAX Nightclub
Friday, February 13th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped at a private party for sponsors held at the LAX Nightclub inside the Luxor Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas.
Check out Brooklyn Decker's layout!
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Brooklyn Decker in Body Paint: 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Photo Credit: SI.comDid you already check out Brooklyn Decker's bikini photos from the 2009 Swimsuit Issue? How about Brooklyn's 2008 photos?
On the subject of body painting, we can't get over Marisa Miller participating in both 2007 and 2008. In fact, how does Brooklyn compares to Marisa's 2008 body paint photos and 2007 body paint photos? No one will ever beat the strategic product placement Ipod photo of Marisa.
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Brooklyn Decker: 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Photo Credit: SI.comBrooklyn Decker, 21, was born in Middletown, Ohio, and raised in Charlotte, N.C. She was discovered at age 16 in a mall and began her career as the face of Mauri Simone. She has been featured in Teen Vogue, Cosmopolitan, FHM and Glamour as well as campaigns for Gap, Intimissimi and Victoria's Secret and in music videos for Jimmy Buffett and 3 Doors Down. This is Brooklyn's fourth Swimsuit Issue. Source
Check out Brooklyn's photos from the 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue!
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Brooklyn Decker Brings The Afternoon Links
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

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Brooklyn Decker (born 1987 in Kettering, Ohio)[1] is an American fashion model.
In September 2006, Decker finished filming a TV pilot, Lipshitz Saves the World. In November 2006, she posed for a photo shoot in Lucire.[3]
In February 2007, Decker again appeared in the annual Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
During this years Davis Cup final between the USA and Russia, Brooklyn was seen in the crowd supporting current boyfriend, American tennis star, Andy Roddick. Photographs have appeared the internet of Brooklyn congratulating Andy on the teams win in the final. Wiki
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