Candice Swanepoel
I WANT THIS JOB! Candice Swanepoel Bikini Changing Assistant!!!
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSorry but the quality of these photos mostly suck but here's Candice Swanepoel in St. Barts doing a photoshoot for Victoria's Secret. Yesterday we had a desired job with Marisa Miller and today with Candice. Where on the Victoria's Secret website are these job openings!?
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Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Maybe Reebok should pay some money to get Candice Swanepoel in the studio to promote some JUKARI Fit To Fly. OW!!!Scandalously Related Stories:
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Monday, August 31st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Since there's nothing else to talk about, we'll just bullshit about Candi's upcoming birthday...
Candice Swanepoel will turn 21 later this year on October 20th. Considering how she lives in NYC these days, I'm pretty sure she's gonna hit the city's trendy bar scene and celebrate her 21st birthday American-style, which means she'll either end up having drunken sex with some random dude or end up paying a visit to one NYC's fine E.R. establishments.
Whatever the case, if you want to gamble with the 1% chance of possibly being that dude who'll have drunken sex with Candice Swanepoel, we highly recommend marking your calendars and prowling the NYC bar scene looking for this Goddess on October 20th!
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Thursday, August 13th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
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Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe

- Evan Rachel Wood Nude Pictures For i-D Magazine [HollywoodTuna]
- Sweet Ass Tuesday: July 14th, 2009 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lo Bosworth Has a Shitty Body of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Nik You Were Wrong [The Dirty]
- Angelina Jolie And Maddox At LAX [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Before and after [Celebslam]
- Hotties Galore [Double Viking]
- 10 BUTTER FACE WOMEN WE’D PROBABLY STILL BAG [Complex]
- Eddie Cibrian's Wife Has Left His Ass [Dlisted]
- AnnaLynne McCord Rocks The Bikini With Her Sister [Celebrity Odor]
- The 10 Funniest Moments In The Price Is Right History [Manofest]
- Liza & Jenya [Flabber]
- Fergie finds an extra “hump” [Celeb Jihad]
- S.S. What’s Gayer Than Gay? [Yeeeah!]
- ERIN ANDREWS NUDE [The Bastardly Society]
- Lesbians are dramatic [The Blemish]
- More Whitney Port Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Olivia Munn Sizzles As A Pin-Up Girl [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Jennifer Ellison Busts Out In Nuts [HollywoodTuna]
- Sexiest Hot-Girls-Pranking Videos [CO-ED Magazine]
- Pam Anderson Boring Beach Action [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Rachael Ray Learns To Talk Differently [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills [Celebslam]
- The Hottest Import Models [Complex]
- DWTS: The End Of The Woz? [Dlisted]
- Lily Allen Cutewatch ‘09 [Yeeah!]
- Zoe Salmon in FHM [Derek Hail]
- Queen Latifah got sued [The Blemish]
- Vikki Blows is loaded [Flabber]
- Lindsay Lohan Pals it Up with a Porn King [Celeb Parasite]
- 50 Cent & Britney Spears have ghost Twitterers [Cele|bitchy]
- Our Lady Peace's "Naveed" Record.... [The Bastardly Society]
- HOTTEST SLAVE PRINCESS LEIA BIKINI PHOTOS [Manofest]
- Bar Rafaeli See Through Top Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Kristen Bell’s Leggy Vanity Fair Outtakes [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, March 19th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Rotten Tuna: Lady GaGa [HollywoodTuna]
- The Babes of March Madness 2009 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Russell Brand and Another Groupie [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Whitney Port Dating New Guy [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Chris Brown and Rihanna made a sex tape? [Celebslam]
- Battlestar Galactica’s Hottest Women [Complex]
- Marilyn Manson Wants Dita Von Teese Back [Dlisted]
- Madonna’s New Boyfriend is Already Cheating [Yeeah!]
- Penelope Cruz in Vanity Fair [Derek Hail]
- Joe Jonas does the Miley “goofy face” [The Blemish]
- Becky is een pagina3-meisje [Flabber]
- Angelina Jolie Arrested for Stealing Children [Celeb Parasite]
- Justin Timberlake is launching his own line of tequila [Cele|bitchy]
- 74 Year Old Porn King of Japan (SFW) [The Bastardly Society]
- 65 PHOTOS OF SMOKING HOT COSPLAY GIRLS [Manofest]
- Audrina Patridge’s Ass Gets Blown Away [The Grumpiest]
- Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Candice Swanepoel Models Valentine Gift Ideas For Macys!
Friday, February 13th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Need a last minute gift for your special lady since tomorrow is Valentine's Day? Let Candice Swanepoel give you some suggestions available at your local Macys. Or if Macys isn't for you, maybe something that you saw Candice wear at the 2008 VS Fashion Show could interest your sweetheart?If you don't like that then you can always check out more of Candice wearing other underwear here ....again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
But if photoshoots don't interest you, then check her out from a few days back at the VS "What is Sexy?" celebration.
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Thursday, February 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Richie Buxo / Splash NewsLast year it was Marisa Miller & this year we got slammed with Israeli bombshell Ms. Bar Refaeli, but let's admit it, both ladies have nothing on 20-year old S. African Goddess Candice Swanepoel. Mere words can do this chick's hotness rating justice, so we'll just resort to showing you pics after pics after pics to help drive our point home.
Note to editors at Sports Illustrated: Wanna sell millions of magazines next year? Put Candice on your cover. Trust us.
Anyway here are more pics from her appearance last night at Victoria's Secret's "What Is Sexy?" List party held at The Bowery Hotel in Manhattan. Which one of you rich bastards took Candice home last night?
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Candice Swanepoel @ Victoria's Secret NYC Store Opening Party
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped at the celebration for the new Victoria's Secret Lexington Avenue flagship store in Manhattan.
As you bastards already know, Jackson & I absolutely loves this South African bombshell! Candice is only 20, so you can bet your ass that she has a long & bright future ahead of her. Don't believe us? Just check out all her pics we've showcased over the past year or so.
For all you diehard Candice fans: Watch her strut her goods on CBS tonight when the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show finally airs! If you're too lazy or simply want a preview, check out her runway pics, both sets of bikini pics: One & Two.






















