Cannes Film Festival
Orlando Bloom Enjoys The Perks of Being Miranda Kerr's Boyfriend
Friday, May 22nd, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
The couple is currently vacationing in celebrity-packed Cannes while the big film festival goes down.
And, of course:
DAAAMNNN YOU, ORLANDO BLOOM! YOU SON OF A BITCH WHOREBAG!!
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Wanida Termthanaporn @ "Nang Mai" Photocall in Cannes
Friday, May 22nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comWanida Termthanaporn is a Thai actress playing the role of May in Nang Mai (Nymph). So does anyone have any info about this chick or what?
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Maria Grazia Cucinotta Proves In Cannes That Sometimes Age Is A Butta!
Friday, May 22nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped at the "Inglourious Basterds" premiere, 62nd International Cannes Film Festival.If there was ever an award for having juicy boobies, Maria Grazia Cucinotta would at least rank in the top five. My God! What kind of cream does she use on those babies?!
Anyway, click to the next page to remove the brown bag...
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Victoria Silvstedt @ "Inglourious Basterds" Cannes Premiere
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comYeah, probably no discount for Victoria's whorish activities during Cannes. In fact, with all the directors/producer types there, she probably raised her rates.
Lola Ponce @ "Inglourious Basterds" Cannes Premiere
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comAll I can say about Lola Ponce is that her dude is a lucky bastard due to the skimpy bikini evidence from the past. The Italian Wiki had the following to say about Lola... ghetto google translator follows.
Nel 2009 recita una parte nella seconda stagione della serie TV Butta la luna.
Dal 24 febbraio 2009 conduce con il Mago Forest la trasmissione della Gialappa's Band Mai dire Grande Fratello Show su Italia 1.
Ghetto Google Translation...
In 2009 some states in the second season of the TV series Butta la luna.
From 24 February 2009 leads to the Mago Forest transmission Gialappa's Band Mai dire Grande Fratello Show on Italia 1.
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Joss Stone & Her Legs @ "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere in Cannes
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This new Tarantino flick centered around Jewish issues during World War II is up for the prestigious Palme d'Or award at the 62nd Cannes Film Festival, which is obviously going on right now.
And, as for Joss Stone: She's obviously lookin' mighty sexy-cute!
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Angelina Jole & Brad Pitt @ "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere in Cannes
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinSo, from a "wildly over-exposed" standpoint, are these two still the most over-exposed couple in the world? I feel like they're staying out of the limelight as of late...
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Sharon Stone Didn't Look 51 Years Old In Cannes! Ow!
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped at the world premiere of Quentin Tarantino's latest flick, "Inglourious Basterds."As for Ms. Stone, she has her own film set to hit theaters later this year. "Streets of Blood," also starring Val Kilmer & 50 Cent revolves around the relationship between two police officers who are dealing with the lawlessness of New Orleans in the post-Katrina environment.
Here's an interesting tidbit posted on IMDb about the trailer:
This trailer has a blowjob in it. I have never seen that before. Right there. Just, out in the open, for all to see, a blowjob. Is "blowjob" one or two words? The movie is Streets Of Blood and it stars Val Kilmer who will now almost certainly never make a good movie again...[read more]
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Hofit Golan @ "Inglourious Basterds" Cannes Premiere
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comI still have no idea who the hell Hofit Golan is but let me redirect your attention to a side boob post of hers.
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Natasha Poly @ "Inglourious Basterds" Cannes Premiere
Thursday, May 21st, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comNot much to say about Natasha Poly besides that she's a Russian supermodel. Accordin to the Wiki (though citation is needed), Natasha earns $70,000 a day shooting advertisements and $28,000 per runway show.
