Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain

Normally when the Republic of Argentina is in the news it's linked to some crazy financial crisis, but the past week or so, the country is finally getting props for what's been known for years: Its beautiful women!

When you mix Russians, Italians, Spaniards & all the other hot races around the globe, what you get is pretty much your modern day Argentine, so it comes as no surprise why powerful men from the United States are flying below the equator for a lil' more than just the country's world class beef! Ow!

Anyway, as most of you bastards know by now, S. Carolina Governor Mark Sanford finally came out & admitted that he's having an affair with an Argentine chick (until we know who she is, we'll just assume she's young & hot). This comes just a week after we discovered Bill Clinton's last trip to Buenos Aires involved his people paying some chick to give the former horndogg Presidente a "baile hot" (which, in Bill Clinton's Spanish/English dictionary translates to "hot & freaky sex while Hillary's preoccupied with Iran"). His clan denies it, but we all know what's up. Bill Clinton's girl was Andrea Rincon, so who's Mark Sanford's Argentine hottie?

While we await the big news, we'll leave you with one of Argentina's hottest female exports: Ms. Pampita. Could Mark Sanford be creating "sparks" with her?

UPDATE:

Here's an excerpt from an email Gov. Sanford sent to Maria:
Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...

Three and finally, while all the things above are all too true - at the same time we are in a hopelessly - or as you put it impossible - or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes ...

Lastly I also suspect I feel a little vulnerable because this is ground I have never certainly never covered before - so if you have pearls of wisdom on how we figure all this out please let me know... In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.” [Source]

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Can you believe it?! We didn't have a single Pampita post in all of 2008!! Our last post was dated December 24th, so we're more than due for these pics.

As with most people who we don't post for a while, let me quickly review some of my personal favorites from Pampita's Bastardly Archives.

- Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain For Argentina's Tourism Board!
- Bastardly Breaking News! Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain Showers in Public!! Oww!! (MUST SEE!)
- Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain Stretches in Public @ the Beach. God Have Mercy. (ALSO, MUST SEE!)

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- Carmen Electra's Aerobic Striptease: In the Bedroom [HollywoodTuna]
- Fashion Finds: Diane Kruger [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Pole Position [Flabber]
- It was Criss Angel's fault [Celebslam]
- Katherine Heigl Isn't That Fat [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- What an attention whore [The Bastardly Society]

- Shane McGowan Is A Dreamboat [Dlisted]
- R.Kelly stays free [Tasteful Celebs]
- What Janice Dickinson got for her 12 days of Christmas! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- “Fresh Prince's” Carlton is dating a porn star [Cele|bitchy]
- Someone Needs to Hire a Stylist [Fatback and Collards]

- Britney Spears Exposed Crotch Figurine [CityRag]
- The Daily Show set to return [DerekHail]
- This Kid Has a Lot of Hats [Celeb Warship]
- Paris Hilton Likes it in the Can [The Grumpiest]

- Ashley Olsen is a leader [The Blemish]
- Victoria Beckham cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Forgetting Sarah Marshall Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

So, who's going out for Chinese food on Christmas Eve? Here's what Complex cooked up...

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Have a great weekend everyone!

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