Chelsy Davy
Chelsy Davy Gives A Shout-out To All Sugar Daddies! Ow!
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
First of all, Chesly Davy is Prince Harry's on/off royal booty-call. Definitely not a bad gig!
Anyway, let's assume for the sake of this post that Chelsy's moved on for good and is vacationing in the Caribbean, not with her dad, but with her new sugar daddy.
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Lucky Bastard Prince Harry Sexes Up Chelsy Davy in Mauritius
Monday, December 29th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comWhen Harry kicks Chelsy Davy lil' booty to the curb for another hotter chick, I'm pretty sure she'll spiral into one of the following...
1. Eating disorder
2. Drugs
3. Or, God forbid, suicide
But, then again, I'm pretty sure there will be some rich dude on the sidelines who'll wanna hit the chick that once had Royal Penis between her legs. If given the chance, who the fuck wouldn't? It's not everyday you can bone a chick with this kind of sexual resume, so in her post-Harry life, Chelsy Davy will be sadly reduced to a Bastardly Trophy Fuck---yes, someone you sleep with simply for endless amounts of bragging rights.
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.comSample conversation:
Question: So, who're you sleeping with these days?
Your Answer: Dude, I'm currently sexing up none other than Prince Harry's ex-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy!! She sucked me off just last night!
The Final Result: Automatic respect.
