Christina Aguilera

These were snapped over the weekend at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood.

First off, we're pretty sure Christina bought the most expensive pumpkin in the patch for baby Max. It goes along perfectly with her goal to rear the most spoiled kid on the planet.

Anyway, just when you through Christina Aguilera was gonna be thrown into the hasbeen basket, she's actually gonna hit the big screen in "Burlesque," a flick set to start filming next month. It is scheduled for release Thanksgiving, 2010, so there's a while until we hear anything else. Here's what we do know...

Kristen Bell will star as Christina Aguilera's rival in "Burlesque," Screen Gems' musical drama being directed by Steve Antin.

"Burlesque" centers on the journey of an ambitious small-town girl (Aguilera) with a big-town voice who finds love and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club, reminiscent of the nightclub in Bob Fosse's "Cabaret." (Aguilera has guested in cabarets for the Pussycat Dolls.)[Source]

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These were snapped at Variety Magazine's 1st Annual Power Of Women Luncheon. So anybody know what Christina Aguilera's up to these days? Besides when she throws baby Max half million dollar parties, I don't hear much about the former "Genie in a Bottle" singer. Ever since entering motherhood, Christina Aguilera has found other ways to earn cash; for instance, when Max was born last January, she reportedly sold her son's baby pics for a whopping $1.5mil! How sweet is that?

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We've not heard much from Christina Aguilera recently but looks like she's about go a different direction with her career and star as the lead in the movie, Burlesque. There's not much news about it except that it's written by Steve Antin and filming is set to begin in January 2010... so we got a while. Source

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So are we digging Christina Aguilera with bangs? She decided to conceal her delicious boobies for the AMAs and didn't dress like a complete prostitute. She really should just get naked for us already... none of this bed sheet crap.

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These were snapped in Beverly Hills.

First off, is she standing in a really odd pose or are her legs really that f'd up?

Anyway, after seeing these pics, I have to admit, I feel kinda sorry for Christina's monkey boy Jordan Bratman. The dude married a pompous monster who happens to cake on way too much makeup, but I guess in exchange for having to deal w/ all the bullshit that comes w/ Christina Aguilera, he gets an endless supply of cash to blow on random shit.

Another possible cause for Christina's obvious f'd up appearance: Her pet monkey might be poisoning her in order to keep her under his control. If you looked like Jordan Bratman and you were married to Christina Aguilera, wouldn't you?!

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For all you rich bastards who live in Abu Dhabi, make sure you check out Christina Aguilera's performance tomorrow evening. While everyone's busy losing their jobs & cash in the stock market, Christina Aguilera is raking in some serious oil money doing special performances in the Middle East! Good for her!

Here's more info from the Emirates Palace:

Expect to hear some of your favorite international chart topping and award winning songs, such as:

“Candyman, Dirrty, Ain’t No Other Man, Lady Marmalade, What a Girl Wants, Hurt, Beautiful, Come On Over, Oh Mother, Fighter, Can’t Hold Us Down, The Voice Within & Genie in a Bottle” to name but a few!

Christina Aguilera is set to dazzle in her Middle Eastern debut performance at Emirates Palace located in the UAE’s Capital City of Abu Dhabi of which has most recently seen the likes of Justin Timberlake and Bon Jovi grace its stage! [PR]

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These snaps were taken @ the Africa Rising Festival in London
Christina Aguilera Wants More Babies!

"Absolutely, we'll definitely have more kids," Christina tells People magazine. The question is, how many siblings does she plan on giving baby Max?

"I don't know. We'll play it by ear," she says.

The pop singer doesn't plan on putting her red hot career on the back-burner, though.

"I'm in love with my life," she says of her family time. "But Mama has to work, Mama has to do a job."

"I think it's important to share what I love -- what makes me me -- with my son. So. I change diapers and I breast feed him and I play with him and then I work. I want to show Max everything about me." Source

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The event was put on by Esquire Magazine & held @ Esquire House in Hollywood Hills, CA.

Someone's gotta send Christina an anonymous memo about the extreme levels of cake she paints onto her face. If you missed it, check out her tranny makeup job @ the MTV VMAs earlier this month.

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It's really odd how she leaves her lil' monkey at home with baby Max while she hits up industry events & parties. Although we gotta give some Christina credit because she does spend time with her baby once in a while. Here are recent pics of C playing mommy.

And for those you didn't catch it last night, here's Christina's performance @ the VMAs.

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As most of you know, Christina unveiled her latest contribution to modern society earlier this week: A new perfume called Inspire. Here's what she wore to the event.

After you've successfully caked on five pounds of makeup on your face, you can now spray yourself with Inspire to smell like Christina, as well. Since Christina likes to overdo everything, make sure you use the entire bottle in one sitting.

These pics were snapped yesterday as the couple departed their NYC hotel with baby Max in hand (or at least a replica of baby Max).

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