Cisco Adler

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After filming scenes of his new music video (who the hell is watching this shit?!), Cisco takes a Bastardly Timeout and fondles one of the models on the side. Granted, I was overtaken by a extreme jealousy when viewing this set, but remained calm with a beautiful realization: Hot chicks follow the money.

So yeah, remember: Study hard, land a great job, earn lots of money & get the hot chicks! Ow!

But yeah, at the end of the day, Cisco Adler is a fucking douche bag who needs to be ass raped by a gang of angry midgets. Fucker.

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I can't believe he had Mischa Barton's shapeless legs wrapped around himself at one point.

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Cisco/XPac & Mischa en la playa

Previous participants include:

1. J. Alba - I give her credit for making this popular.
2. Paris Hilton & Stavros Niaksdalkjdkaljchos made out, humped & rode ATVs (while making out) on the beach. This quite possibly led to amazing sex in the ocean, as well as back in the hotel room. Damn them.

Ok, a couple words on this new dude that Mischa's bangin' these days. Actually that last statement should probably be the other way around b/c I'm 98% sure that Mr. Alder is in control of the relationship. Just a hunch.

Regardless of who's in control, I gotta say, Cisco is indeed a very lucky bastard. Even though I've tagged Mischa as being wildly overrated, it doesn't really mean a thing. The girl from neck down is very hot, so naturally when the lights are dimmed real low (or off, in this case), it's game on, baby. Congrats to Cisco for networking his rockstar penis into Mischa's life. Ow!

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