Danica Patrick
Danica Patrick vs. Natalie Gulbis @ The 2009 ESPY Awards
Thursday, July 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinDanica Patrick and Natalie Gulbis are considered amongst the hottest chicks in their sports. But when it comes down to it, are they two really that hot? Sure we've seen Danica in the SI Swimsuit Issue where she's looked good (probably in part to photoshop) but from last night's ESPY Awards, I wasn't overly impressed with either two. However, they're considered hot athletes (not compared to Allison Stokke) so that's their hook to get the buzz.
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Danica Patrick: 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: SI.comDanica Patrick, 26, first raced go-karts when her parents decided the family needed a fun way to spend time together. Born in Beloit, Wisc., she raced open-wheel cars in England before making her 2005 IndyCar debut. Patrick was the fourth woman to race in the Indianapolis 500 and first to win an IndyCar race, taking the Indy Japan 300 title in 2008. Patrick is making her second Swimsuit appearance. Source
Check out Danica's photos from the 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue!
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Danica Patrick @ 2008 Teen Choice Awards
Monday, August 4th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Danica Patrick (born March 25, 1982 in Beloit, Wisconsin) is an American auto racing driver competing in the IndyCar Series. She was raised in Roscoe, Illinois. Patrick was named the Rookie of the Year for both the 2005 Indianapolis 500 and the 2005 IndyCar Series season. In May 2006, she published her autobiography, Danica: Crossing the Line. With her win in the 2008 Indy Japan 300, Patrick became the first woman to win an Indy car race. Wiki
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Danica Patrick @ 2008 ESPY Awards in L.A.
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Danica Patrick (born March 25, 1982 in Beloit, Wisconsin) is an American auto racing driver competing in the IndyCar Series.
Following Indy, Patrick finished 9th at Milwaukee and 10th at Texas, with both races ending under yellow flag conditions. At Iowa and Richmond she stayed out of the many crashes during these races and finished 6th in each event.
Patrick will test for Formula One team Honda in November 2008. Wiki
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Alana Curry @ "National Lampoon Presents Homo Erectus"
Thursday, July 17th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

After graduation from high school, Alana moved to Los Angeles and acted in various roles in films, television, commercials, and voice-overs. She has guest-starred in small parts on such TV shows as "Robbery Homicide Division", "The Bold & the Beautiful", "Beverly Hills 90210", and "Nick Freno: Licensed Teacher". Her film credits include a small role in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003), as well as a string of independent films including Is This Seat Taken (2003) and Changing Fates.
She also currently participates in many charity events as well as appearing at numerous film conventions. She is also a part of The Hollywood Hoopsters, a celebrity basketball team that raises money for different schools. IMDb
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Danica Patrick @ "Baby Mama" Premiere in NYC
Friday, April 25th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Danica Patrick win has IndyCar looking good
Patrick's win won't silence all critics. Some say she must prove she can win a race that isn't determined by fuel mileage. She won in Japan after several leaders pitted for fuel in the closing laps. But a win is a win, as Darrell Waltrip wrote this week in congratulating Patrick. Waltrip should know; he won the 1989 Daytona 500 on fuel mileage.
Now the mission for Patrick is to show she has staying power near the top of the standings. She's third and has a bunch of confidence.
"I think that I've always thought that I was somebody that could compete for a championship, because I'm a consistent driver and hopefully smart out there," Patrick said this week. "But you know, what I had not done yet was win races, and it really does take wins to win championships." Source
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Danica Patrick @ Sports Illustrated 2008 Swimsuit Issue Launch
Thursday, February 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
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Danica Patrick - 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Thursday, February 14th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
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Danica Patrick - FHM reason she's ranked #42
Thursday, April 6th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Thanks to the wonders of photoshop and the stylists of FHM we have the visuals that probably led to Danica Patrick being deemed Sexiest Woman #42.
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Danica Patrick - FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2006 - #42
Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Okay, you gotta be kidding me...sure, I'm using pictures of her in her racing outfit but I think of it this way. It's like, Brooke Burke's occupation calls for her to be dress in tiny bikinis and I post her in her element...so since Danica is an athlete I find it necessary to post photos of her within her element of racing and this is what they race in....and that's sexier than someone like Brooke Burke, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Petra Nemcova??? Good job FHM editors!!!
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