Dasha Astafieva
Dasha Astafieva Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, February 10th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
You remember when she dropped panties on the red carpet?- Blake Lively Shows Some Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- Melissa Adams Crowned Miss COED January 2009 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Bridget Marquardt’s Tits with Her Boyfriend [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Usher's Wife Put Into Induced Coma [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Courtney Love leaving The Groucho Club [Celebslam]
- Super Two’s Day: Bar Rafaeli [Complex]
- Chris Brown Doesn't Have Milk Anymore [Dlisted]
- Angelina’s Already Trying to Get Pregnant [Yeeah!]
- Nicole Scherzinger Hot As Usual in FHM [Derek Hail]
- Miley Cyrus is sorry, for real this time [The Blemish]
- Californication's Madelina Zima (incl. video) [Flabber]
- Michael Phelps Gets Offered a New Endorsement [Celeb Parasite]
- Scarlett Johansson: I’ve never dieted or gone to a gym [Cele|bitchy]
- wow one night stand story. pretty different ?? (yep sfw) [The Bastardly Society]
- THE 10 WORST CELEBRITY ENDORSED PRODUCTS OF ALL TIME [Manofest]
- Brooke Hogan’s Big Ol’ MILF Boobs [The Grumpiest]
- Eliza Dushku Gets Naughty For Maxim [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Dasha Astafieva Does A Sexy Photo Shoot @ The Playboy Mansion!
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
It appears as if sexy Ukrainian model Dasha Astafieva is doing really well in Beverly Hills. When she's not busy tea-bagging Master Hef, she's building a kickass career for herself. This photo shoot is simply case in point. You don't need to be naked in order to look hot, baby!Dasha showed us exactly what she's capable of at a party thrown by Playboy last month. Here's a sample of what took place:
See more pics from the event!I don't know about you bastards, but this lady has "Freaky Animal In The Sack" written all over her, so we're looking forward to what else she has to offer! We love you, Dasha!!
DAMN YOU, HEF!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
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Dasha Astafieva: This Week's Most Popular Babe on Bastardly!
Friday, December 19th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsSee more pics from the big anniversary event!
Dasha Astafieva's latest career move involves endlessly pleasuring Hef & making sure she remains his favorite bunny until he passes away during a session of viagra-assisted sex. It's bound to happen one of these days, and Dasha's lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time. We wish her best of luck.
I'm pretty sure there's a clause in Hef's will that reads, "The girl who's lucky enough to fuck me to death should get 10% of Playboy assets. She deserves it."
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Dasha Astafieva: January, 2009 Playmate of the Month, 55th Anniversary Playmate AND Hef's Girlfriend!!
Monday, December 15th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: SPLASH NEWSHow lucky is Hugh Hefner? The dude is still sleeping with some of the hottest, albeit somewhat slutty, chicks in the world---and doing it all at the age of 82!! A lot of people will probably say they wouldn't wanna live such a hedonistic life, but admit it, most of us dudes would kill to be in Hef's shoes for even a few days. Anyway, as with any other weekend, the old man had sex w/ his Playmate bitches except this weekend had a special guest flown in from abroad. Hef threw a huge party @ One Nightclub in West Hollywood to welcome one of his hottest new girlfriends, a sexy, brunette Ukranian model named Dasha Astafieva!
Playboy announced Dasha as January, 2009's Playmate of the Month & if that wasn't enough, she's also Playboy's 55th Anniversary Playmate. It looks like someone's been doing a lot of overtime in Hef's bedroom.
