David Letterman
How Many Women Did David Letterman Do? Extortionist Joe Halderman Wins 2009 Dumbass of The Year Award!
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

Is anyone actually surprised of D. Letterman man-whore status!?
I'm more shocked at the strategy used to blackmail David Letterman of $2mil bones than the actual news about Letterman sleeping around with all his hot female employees. Since the news broke, we've learned that the dude doing the extorting was none other than CBS News employee Joe Halderman.
David Letterman Sexing Up Late Night Staff
Once again, if this type of stuff can happen in the White House, it's only expected to happen in the world's most competitive city? After all, every chick living in NYC dreams of going on a shopping spree through Bloomingdales, right? If viagra-induced sex with an old boss who also happens to be a TV icon is the ticket to a lucrative new position, then why not?! It's more than obvious the corporate & political systems were designed by men for the explicit pleasure of men.
Taking into consideration the type of women who'd spread their legs to get ahead in life & career, I'd be shocked if at least a couple of them don't come out with a book within the next six months or go on a lucrative talk show tour through the various networks---which will even include a surprise appearance on Letterman's own show (during which D.Letterman & his lady-friend will talk about their quickies and how they fooled their respective lovers into thinking they were just working 'late')! Just think of the ratings!
Regardless of what happens, let's just pray those tapes & pics never get leaked on the Internet. The last thing I want to see is David Letterman getting it on with some 40-year old assistant.
Breaking! Katherine Heigl Uses Blue Sharpie Outside Letterman!
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinShe was on David Letterman last night promoting her new movie "The Ugly Truth," co-starring Gerard Butler.
I don't know about you guys, but the whole controversy behind her former co-star Isaiah Washington's firing from "Grey's Anatomy" made this woman appear like somewhat of a racist ('somewhat' b/c it's not confirmed). I understand she's controversy prone with all the bullshit she has pulled over the years (i.e. removing name from the Emmys, making pointed statements about "Knocked-up," etc.), so I'm a bit perplexed at how Hollywood keeps filling her pockets with cash by signing her to new movies. What the fuck?
Anyyyway, here's a clip from last night's interview:
The movie hits theaters later this week on July 24th.

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Emma Watson: No Wardrobe Malfunction Visiting The Late Show
Thursday, July 9th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

After the Emma Watson wardrobe malfunction from the previous night at the world premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince in London, Emma Watson wore more wardrobe malfunction-proof dresses in NYC for her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman. After seeing her panties last night, coupled with the hairy upskirt photo from before, one could always be wondering what kind of panties is Emma Watson wearing?
During the interview, Dave brought up her wardrobe malfunction from the previous night and Emma just laughed it off saying, "I don't actually remember it happening. At least I'm wearing underwear." Source
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TA-DAAMN! Hayden Panettiere Looked Delicious on Letterman!
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I have no idea how you can conduct a legitimate interview when your subject is dressed as scandalously as Hayden was dressed last night on Letterman. Major props to David Letterman for not losing his composure and jumping on top of Hayden---even though she's about 50 years younger than him.
MORE: Here are pics we posted yesterday when Hayden arrived for her interview.
Watch the interview down below:

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Megan Fox: More Smokin' Hot Photos From Letterman
Friday, June 26th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comWe already posted a bunch from Megan's Letterman appearance last night but why not have a ton more?? In non-shocking news, Megan Fox did not do her own stunts in Transformers. Apparently a couple of explosions went wrong during filming and (this part might be a bit exaggerated in the article) a few of the stunt doubles almost died.
The actress admits there were moments during the shooting of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen that almost ended in tragedy when stunts went awry, and remembers one particular scene when the crew came close to losing two members of the team.
She says, "Our stunt doubles almost died because there was a gas bomb and it blew up too early. But everyone survived." Source
Megan Fox Lookin' Sexy @ Late Show w/ David Letterman
Friday, June 26th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Remember the Megan Fox post with the fat kid trying to give her a rose? Megan has become aware of that photo and offered an apology to the fat kid. I mean, really, do you think she really cares? More than likely she's doing this since the photo has made its rounds across the internet.
“I feel so sad for him. That's so terrible. That kills me. There were, like, 80 million people everywhere. It's dark; all I see are flashes. Everyone's yelling different things... and I didn't know that was happening.
“If you know his name, I will send him a personal apology. I'm horrified. I would never do that. I'm sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you, and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again.” Source
In fact, Kodak is offering a $5,000 reward to help find the kid so they can have him meet Megan Fox. How the hell? What the hell?!?
In an attempt to foster a new relationship with two amazing people, Kodak urges the "Rose Boy" to come forward and identify himself so that the company can help arrange a real rose exchange. To help accelerate his prompt identification, Kodak will offer $5,000 to the first person who can provide verifiable information that enables Kodak to make this connection happen. Kodak will also cover travel costs for the young man and his family to help allow destiny to take its course, and provide cameras for him to capture the moment. Source
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Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Bar Refaeli Hits Up Letterman
Thursday, February 12th, 2009 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News; See Bar Refaeli's Layout!I'm pretty sure Leo's hit that ass all night long following Bar's Letterman appearance. God damn, when did she get that nice ass?!
And, for those of you who missed it, Dave revealed that Bar was on the cover last week...
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Tonight's Presidential Debate: Will John McCain Show Up?
Friday, September 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
David Letterman things "something doesn't smell right."
And if you missed it: What Do You Bastards Think About Sarah Palin?
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Paris Hilton was on Late Show with David Letterman Last Night
Friday, September 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Dave setup Paris to admit that the winner of her new MTV reality show "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" will be a chick. It's always fun to watch these interviews because Dave openly fucks with her & as a result, everyone has a blast. If you haven't seen the previous interviews, make sure you check em out on YouTube!
Paris's new show premieres September 30th on MTV. Here's a clip from the show...
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Delta Goodrem @ "Late Show with David Letterman"
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Delta Lea Goodrem (born 9 November 1984) is a multi ARIA Award winning Australian singer-songwriter, pianist and Logie Award winning actress.
In January 2009, Goodrem will embark on the Believe Again Tour of Australia to support her third studio album.[10] To date, she has sold over 3.5 million albums worldwide. Wiki





















