Derek Jeter
Derek Jeter vs John Mayer: Bastardly Luckiest Bastard Matchup
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Major props to J-Sin for hooking us up once again. He writes:Personally, i think Jeter just barely edges out Mayer. Jessica Alba?
C'mon!
Peace!
Here's a snippet from SI.com:
Jeter comes to the table with Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, Mariah Carey, Gabrielle Union, Jessica Alba and Vanessa Minillo. Mayer counters with Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly and Cameron Diaz. [SI]
I gotta admit, each dude has banged his share of hotties, but I'm leaning toward Derek Jeter on this one. Jessica Alba? Vanessa Minnillo? Scarlet?! Fuck, man! Those are all chicks in the Bastardly Hottie Hall of Tasty Fame, so Derek Jeter is pretty much living the Bastardly Dream. Damn bastardwhorebag.
