Dita Von Teese
Dita Von Teese Promotes Cointreau's Cointreaupolitan in Greece
Thursday, March 4th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinDita Von Teese got paid to go to Athens to help Cointreau promote their newest cocktail, a Cointreaupolitan. Also, regarding first dates with Dita:
“I don't really have rules for first dates, because you never know but I do try to reveal myself to a degree, for instance I never try to dress down to make my date think I'm ‘normal’ or anything like that,”
“I like to make a good impression, but I don't want to make a man think I'm something I'm not. I think he ought to know right away that I like to wear this much eyeliner and this much lipstick!” Source
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Dita Von Teese Markets Her New Wonderbra Line in London
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The second line of lingerie for the world famous Wonderbra brand is called the Party Edition. Dita, along with a couple other models, were at the Dorchester Hotel in London lookin' juicy as ever.
Bastardly Matchup: Dita Von Teese vs Mischa Barton
Monday, January 26th, 2009 around evening with martini & women in hand by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, INFPhoto.comThese were snapped earlier today at Christian Dior's Spring, 2009 fashion show held at the Rodin Museum. Paris Fashion Week is currently going down, so a boat load of celebs are in town to catch a glimpse of the latest threads in high-fashion.
As for the Bastardly Matchup in hand, keep in mind that both ladies are fairly experienced in the art of love making. Dita, for instance, has sexed up many men, most notably, Marilyn Manson. As for Mischa, even though she doesn't have a heavy hitter like Marilyn Manson on her F-List, she probably wins in the quantity department. Here's her known bang-list since 2003: Benjamin McKenzie, Brandon Davis, Cisco Adler, Jamie Dornan, Brett Simon, Taylor Locke, & Josh Hartnett.
Regardless of who wins the matchup, Mischa wins hands-down in the freaky shoes department:

Dita Von Teese @ Launch of Wonderbra Collection in London
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Von Teese Has No Regrets Over Manson Marriage"I have never been opposed to marriage. My faith in marriage hasn't changed.
"I don't regret ever (having) been married. I was a good faithful wife. I quite enjoyed it. I am hoping the next time I find someone who has the same ideas about marriage that I have."
And Von Teese admits that she is enjoying life as a single woman.
She adds, "I am dating lots but I am 'single and dating.' I am holding on to that single status as long as I can." SF Gate
Dita Von Teese @ PokerStars Burlesque Party in Las Vegas
Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Dita Von Teese (born Heather Renée Sweet on September 28, 1972) is a popular American burlesque artist, model and actress.
Currently, she is a spokesmodel for MAC Cosmetics. Von Teese has appeared in Vanity Fair, Vogue, Elle, and international issues of nearly every fashion magazine. Most recently she has become the new face of Wonderbra. Wiki
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Dita Von Teese @ Cavalli Party During Paris Fashion Week
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Rusell Brand eyeing Dita Von TeeseActor Russell Brand is leaving no stone unturned in wooing Marilyn Manson's ex-wife Dita Von Teese. The duo was present at a pre-Oscars party and as soon as Von Teese left, Brand had started some text flirting in a bid to woo her. "I saw Dita von Teese at the Chateau Marmont Hotel. At the risk of looking incontinent, I walked past her several times to the toilet to get her attention," The Sun quoted Brand as saying.
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Who Wants To Suck On Dita Von Teese's Altoids?
Friday, February 15th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Thursday, January 24th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Dita Von Teese Actually Looks Hot! Good For Her!
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Dita Von Teese - MEN'S STYLE Magazine Pictures
Friday, September 7th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson



















Is this the only woman Altoids could find for this campaign?!



