Doutzen Kroes
Doutzen Kroes: Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Photoshoot in St. Barts
Friday, October 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Unlike yesterday where I posted photos of Irina Sheik and said they were Emanuela de Paula (hey, that's what the source said), I'm certain this is Doutzen Kroes. St. Barts must be a pretty hot place to visit now being that we've seen Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller, Miranda Kerr, and Candice Swanepoel there too.
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Doutzen Kroes @ Saks Fifth Avenue New 3rd Floor Launch
Friday, September 11th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
We intentionally saved this set to brighten your morning as you down a few cups of coffee. Not to be picky or anything, but Doutzen looks much hotter in tighter dresses...
Doutzen Kroes @ "In The Loop" Screening in NYC
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
From the looks of these pics, it appears as if Doutzen woke up after a night of rough partying & sex, jumped into any old blue dress & hopped over to the screening. And most importantly, she did this by still looking undeniably hot! You go girl!!
More about the "In The Loop":
the film, the President of the United States and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom are looking to launch a war in the Middle East. The plot follows government officials and advisers in their behind-the-scenes efforts either to promote the war or prevent it.[3] It stars Tom Hollander, James Gandolfini, Chris Addison, Peter Capaldi, Gina McKee, Steve Coogan and David Rasche.[4] The film is a joint collaboration between BBC Films and the UK Film Council. [Source]
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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pic From Copacabana Beach in Rio, Brazil
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped earlier today.We're trying to get our hands on more pics! If you see any, please post a link in the comments down below!
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Doutzen Kroes @ 2009 CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Doutzen Kroes heated up the Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio Heat Up The Webby Awards
Tuesday, June 9th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
The Webby Awards were held last night in NYC.Bastardly favorites, Alesandra Ambrosio & Doutzen Kroes, were on hand to pick up a Webby Award on behalf Victoria's Secret for their online broadcast of last November's fashion show held in Miami Beach.
And, just in case you missed it, these two beauties were at VS's flagship store in NYC promoting the Victoria's Secret Facebook page. We used the pics taken at the store to stage a Bastardly Matchup between the two women---Ale's currently in the lead, but with only a 1000 votes in, it's still too early to declare a winner.
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Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio: A Difficult Bastardly Matchup
Monday, June 8th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
Both beauties were spotted at the VS flagship store located at 59th & Lex. Props to those of you lucky bastards who were on hand to witness the hotness in live action. I wish there was a damn mailing list we could get on so we could attend some of these events!
Anyway, believe it or not, but Alessandra & Doutzen were on hand to promote the official launch of Victoria's Secret's Facebook page. So ya, now you can have Fake Ale & Fake Adriana join your list of fake friends on Facebook!! How absolutely totally cool is that?
And, as with any other time we have two beautiful ladies standing next to each other, here's a Bastardly Poll:
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Doutzen Kroes @ "Looking For Eric" Cannes Premiere
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comTo my knowledge, Doutzen Kroes does not appear in any movie that is premiering at the Cannes Film Festival. Therefore I'm lead to believe that she's just there to increase the hotness index of the event. After looking at her VS Catalog photos, festival promoters did a good job getting Doutzen on the invite list.
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Doutzen Kroes Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, May 18th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
- Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Not Annoying [HollywoodTuna]
- Kagney Linn Karter Tops The Week In Re-Boob [CO-ED Magazine]
- Brooke Hogan’s Flat Ass [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Celeb Coffee Runs [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Mel you dumbass [Celebslam]
- Wifey Or Trifey: Alicia Keys [Complex]
- Lisa Rinna On Why She Has Hemorrhoid Lips [Dlisted]
- Stars and Stripes at the Playboy Mansion [Yeeah!]
- Pamela Anderson needs to stop [The Blemish]
- Nadine Velasquez Eases The Mondays [Celebrity Odor]
- Jennifer Henschel [Flabber]
- Why Won't Elizabeth Hurley Age? [Celeb Parasite]
- Cameron Diaz and Adam Levine? [Cele|bitchy]
- UCLA Paying $220K to Tasered Student [The Bastardly Society]
- 25 INCREDIBLY SLUTTY WEDDING DRESSES [Manofest]
- Mayra Veronica’s Massive Boobs Save Face [The Grumpiest]
- Lucy Pinder Will Rev Your Engines [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Doutzen Kroes @ 2009 MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMSorry Doutzen, but we've seen you look better. Why didn't you show-off more of your sexy bikini bod and wear something more like Gisele? Hell, you could've worn something simple like the VS "What is Sexy?" event and we'd be happy.
