Elisabetta Canalis
Elisabetta Canalis @ "Up in the Air" Premiere, Rome Film Festival
Monday, October 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

It must be really nice to be treated like royalty at all these premieres seeing how she's currently sexing-up the leading man. If she plays her cards correctly, I'm pretty sure George Clooney will throw her ass into an upcoming project...
Anyway, "Up in the Air" is another one of George Clooney's flicks to hit the big screen this fall/winter (this on top of the animated "Fantastic Mr. Fox" & "The Men Who Stare At Goats" which hits theaters Nov. 6th). Here's more info about this one:
George Clooney plays a man who travels around the country to terminate corporate employees. On occasion he delivers motivational speeches about the virtue of a relationship-free life. He relishes the comfort of being anonymous during his perpetual travels.[4] He does not have a personal life and he numbs himself with sex, booze and drugs. His company chooses to ground him and keep him at the corporate headquarters in Omaha, Nebraska.[5] According to Reitman, "The movie is about the examination of a philosophy—what if you decided to live hub to hub, with nothing, with nobody?" [Source]
Check the trailer below:
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George Clooney & Elisabetta Canalis @ "Fantastic Mr. Fox" Premiere
Thursday, October 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped at the animated movie's world premiere at the Times BFI London Film Festival, held at the Odeon Leicester Square. Visit the film's official website!
First off, for those of you missed our flood of Elisabetta Canalis pics when news first broke that George Clooney was blessing her sultry Italian-flavored bod with his sugar-daddy-glazed penis earlier this summer. Check here, here & here.
Anyway, let's move our attention to the movie! George Clooney has the lead role as Mr. Fox and judging by how these animated flicks typically perform at the box-office, I'm pretty sure George Clooney will get some fat checks sent his away after the film releases later this fall. Here's more info:
Fantastic Mr. Fox is a 2009 stop motion animated film based on Roald Dahl's book of the same name. It will be produced by Regency Enterprises and Indian Paintbrush, and will be released on 25 November 2009 by 20th Century Fox and Fox Searchlight Pictures. It features the voices of George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Jason Schwartzman, and Bill Murray. It is the first animated film directed by Wes Anderson, and 20th Century Fox's first stop-motion animated film. [Source]
Elisabetta Canalis Lookin' Sinfully Hot in front of Milan's Duomo! Ow!
Friday, July 31st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese photos come from a Milan photo shoot Elisabetta did back in January.
And, since we've flooded you guys with pics of George Clooney's new woman this week, make sure you hit her category for a recap of all the juiciness:
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Bikini Pics! Elisabetta Canalis Makes Smoking Look Sexy! OW!
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFirst of all, excuse the flood of Elisabetta Canalis pics---we're just playing catch-up. Plus, George Clooney will probably dump her for another hottie in a month, so enjoy the hotness while its available.
Anyway, on the topic of chicks who smoke: As we've stated on numerous occasions over the years, chicks who smoke are proven to be kinkier than chicks who don't. I know, it's totally a generalized statement that will be extremely difficult, if not impossible, to backup, but I'm saying this purely from personal experience. Anyone else also notice this in their own experiences?
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Bastardly Minute With... George Clooney's New Sex-Toy (Elisabetta Canalis)
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAs we mentioned yesterday, George Clooney is currently sleeping with Italian model & actress Elisabetta Canalis. Damn him to hell.

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George Clooney Takes Elisabetta Canalis For A Ride! DAMN HIM!!
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: LUCA SGRO/bauergriffinonline.comFor those of you who don't know, George Clooney is officially & temporarily (until he gets bored, that is) sexing-up Italian model and actress Elisabetta Canalis these days. It's nice to see that at least there's someone out there who's using his fame & fortune to land trophy chicks.
When he's not working, George is at his Italian residence located in peaceful Lake Como, Italy. These pics were snapped earlier today near Milan. As I write this entry, the time in Italy is 11:09pm, so we're about 150% positive that George Clooney is well into his 5-hour long tantric sex session with his beautiful new sex toy, Elisabetta.
And, to further fan the flames of George Clooney's pimpness, let's devour a few Elisabetta bikini pics from over the years...
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Elisabetta Canalis - More Bikini Pics From Miami
Monday, July 7th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Elisabetta Canalis (born 12 September 1978 in Sassari, Sardinia) is an Italian model and actress. A popular personality on Italian television, Canalis acted in the film Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and the upcoming film Virgin Territory with Hayden Christensen and Mischa Barton.
Most Recently she has been romantically linked with Reginaldo of Parma F.C.. Wiki
Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures From Miami
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped on the set of 'La Fidanzata di Papa.'And the Wiki says...
Elisabetta Canalis (born 12 September 1978 in Sassari, Sardinia) is an Italian model and actress. A popular personality on Italian television, Canalis acted in the film Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and the upcoming film Virgin Territory with Hayden Christensen and Mischa Barton. She was involved in an on-and-off relationship with famous football player Christian Vieri.
Most Recently she has been romantically linked with Reginaldo of Parma F.C.. [Wiki]
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Elisabetta Canalis Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, February 4th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Megan Fox Has Seen Better Days [HollywoodTuna]
- Sara Varone: Hot Italian TV Host [CO-ED Magazine]
- Cash Warren Is In For The Ride Of His Life [I'm Not Obsessed]
- De tijd stond even stil [Flabber]
- Britney's stay at the UCLA psych ward [Celebslam]
- Paula Abdul Dance Like There's No Tomorrow [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- who watched last night's game?? [The Bastardly Society]
- Rhys Ifans is sick of being Sienna Miller's secret [Dlisted]
- What the hell did Rihana do to her hair? [Tasteful Celebs]
- McLovin learns to push the right buttons [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- The “Best†Super Bowl XLII Commercials [Cele|bitchy]
- What? There Was a Game Last Night? [Fatback and Collards]
- Paris Hilton Asleep at the Wheel [CityRag]
- Lindsay Lohan back on the beach [DerekHail]
- Ooo Wee, You are Knocked Up [Celeb Warship]
- Sophia Loren's Hot Old Lady Cleavage Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Hannah Montanna is #1 [The Blemish]
- Angelina Jolie Sizzles In The Wanted Super Bowl Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Also, here are the results from the Bastardly Lady of the Day Week in Review Poll:
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Elisabetta Canalis in MAXIM Russia
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson






















