Elle MacPherson
"The Beautiful Life" Cast: Hottest Show in NYC?
Friday, September 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinCast members Elle Macpherson, Mischa Barton, Sara Paxton, & Ashley Madekwe are spotted filming scenes from an upcoming episode of their new Ashston Kutcher-produced show on the CW network.
With so much shit filming on the streets on NYC these days, "The Beautiful Life" might just be the hottest of the bunch.
What's the official take?
Elle Macpherson vs. Claudia Schiffer: Hot Moms Matchup
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe first day of school was yesterday for Elle Macpherson and Claudia Schiffer's kids in London. Both hot moms were spotted taking their kids to school; I'm assuming they go to the same school. Elle is now 46 years old while Claudia is 39 years old. Who's looking better for her age?
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Bikini Pics! Cowgirl Elle Macphearson Shows Off Her Burnt Carpet!
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

You know it's time to shave (or time to get a new bikini) when your pubes are creeping out of your bikini bottom. I understand this lady was flawless back in the 80s & 90s, but I think it's finally time for Elle Macpherson to hang up the bikini. I know some of you guys will dig her, but Elle's too burnt for my tastes.
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Can Someone Please Buy Elle MacPherson A New Bikini?
Monday, December 29th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Damn, it looks like Elle MacPherson busted out one of her old bikinis from back in the day. Anyway, these were snapped just yesterday as the former 44-year old Australian supermodel strutted her hasbeen goods in sunny Sydney, Australia.
Side note: So, who's the next hasbeen fashion model that's gonna appear in her bikini? For those you missed the stream of Stephanie Seymour bikini pics, check here.
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Elle MacPherson @ "Quantum of Solace" Premiere in London
Thursday, October 30th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYeah, nothing new to report on Elle MacPherson since yesterday... remember, the dude she says she isn't dating was convicted for drug-trafficking, that's all. No big deal, just a slap on the hand offense, right?
Elle MacPherson @ Tiffany & Co. Store Opening in Madrid
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Elle MacPherson was reported to have been dating a man named Brian Burgess. Mr. Burgess was convicted of drug-trafficking in Australia in 1996. However, Elle released this statement to hopefully squash the rumors.“Miss Macpherson is disappointed her friendship with Mr Burgess has been so casually misrepresented for commercial sensationalism. Furthermore Miss Macpherson has a reasonable expectation of privacy in relation to her personal life; in the absence of a romantic element, the publication of the photograph and the innuendo created by it is a gross interference of Miss Macpherson’s rights,” Source
Elle MacPherson @ Liverpool Fashion Fest 2008 in Mexico
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Elle's still in demandSUPERMODEL Elle Macpherson says she is surprised she is still being sought for television and film roles.
The Body says she never expected that at age 45 "people would still be calling".
But she says she is focusing on her two children and her $150 million lingerie and beauty care company, and is not trying to return to acting. Source
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Hasbeen Rating: Elle MacPherson @ 2008 GQ Men of the Year Awards
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Elle Macpherson (pronounced /ˈɛl məkˈfɝːsən/; born March 29, 1964) is an Australian model, actress, and businesswoman. She is known for her six cover appearances on Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue in the 1980s, the 1990s and once in the 2000s. Nicknamed “The Body”, she is 6'0 (1.83 m) tall. According to Forbes, she is worth around £60 million. [Wiki]
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Elle MacPherson @ "21" Premiere in NYC
Friday, March 28th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Elle Macpherson: Revlon's new face
"Elle's special qualities as a businesswoman, beautiful and talented model, actress and mother, represent the essence of the Revlon brand," said David Kennedy, Revlon's chief executive officer.
Her start at Revlon overlaps by a few months the end of her two-year contract with the Australian company, ModelCo. Source
Elle MacPherson Brings The Afternoon Links!
Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

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