Emma B
2008 Favorite Flashbacks: Emma B Bikini Pics From March!
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Since we're trying to also enjoy the holidays, we'll be doing random flashbacks as filler. Hope you guys enjoy the goods...
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Emma B & Lucky Bastard @ Chinawhites in London
Friday, May 2nd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Emma B: I Love Sex
Depressingly, Emma disagrees with Jordan's recent comments that posing in lingerie means she just wants slippers and the TV when she gets home.
'I’m the opposite,' revealed the annoyingly perfect Emma. 'I love sex. Stripping down to a tiny bra and brief set, especially if it’s black lace with pale pink trimming – possibly feathers – means I’m so excited I can hardly contain myself on the way home to Ollie.'
Bloody Ollie. If he wasn't bigger than us, we'd really hate him. Source
2008's Hottest Bikini Pics: Emma B & Lucky Bastard @ The Beach
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped @ the beach in Adelaide, Australia
From one class act (Ice-T's Coco), we move our Bastardly Attention to yet another beautiful bombshell with enlarged body parts, Ms. Emma B. She's what appears to be every sugar daddy's dirty fantasy come to true---she has an obscenely huge rack, she loves to be motorboated in public, as well as do really kinky things on the beach. What more could you possibly ask for?
Oh wait...maybe this (comes courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt).
Here's a little more info on Emma B (who freakishly looks like Jenna Jameson in some of the pics)...
Emma Blocksage, also known as Emma B or Emma Balfour, is an English celebrity model and TV presenter.
Emma began her media career when she won the prestigious "Elite Look of the Year" Model Competition in 1995. This garnered her a lucrative modelling contract with Elite—one of the world's best known agencies. She subsequently embarked on a very high profile path in the industry, becoming one of Elite's top supermodel names, in the category of Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Stephanie Seymour, Elle Macpherson, Linda Evangelista and Kate Moss.
Emma has presented for ITV2 (The Mix, Flying Start), Sky One (Babes Behaving Badly), the Disney Channel and MTV. She made her acting debut in Channel 4's It's a Girl Thing, and her own fly-on-the-wall reality TV show Young, Hot and Talented. [Wiki]
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Bastardly Hot or Not: Emma B @ Alegria Premiere in London
Friday, January 12th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Emma B from Cirque de Celebrite can do Amazing Things
Thursday, December 7th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
- Shania Twain Is Back, Breasts And All! [HollywoodTuna]
- 4 Skanks. 1 Dress. Same Night [Dlisted]
- A hilarious Stephen Colbert sketch [Double Viking]
- A Drunken stepFAN (aka Boobies!) [Dunken Stepfather]
- Jenna Bush: Making her father proud. Kinda NSFW [The Bastardly Society]
- Distorted egos: F'd Up celeb faces. [CityRag]
- Gwen Stefani Foiled by Hair [Yeeeah!]
- Mischa Barton is Depressed [Fatback and Collards]
- Lucy Clarkson hits the beach [Horny Oyster]
- VeryVera @ I'm Not Obsessed is SICK!! Oh my god! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Nick Lachey in scene out of “40 Year Old Virgin†[Cele|bitchy]
- Rachel McAdams Joins Iron Man Cast? [Popoholic]
- Lindsay Lohan is a Spitter [Egotastic!]
- Beyonce is 32. Has Great Hair. [IDLYITW]
- Beer Girl or Liquor Girl: A Comparison [College Humor]
- And today's hottie is… [UseMyComputer]
- Adrianne Curry fixed her boobs [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
BBC Radio's Emma B Desperately Needs a Man
Thursday, July 13th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
Damn those animal floats!! They always get all the lovin'!
Horndogg Research: If you want to learn more about Emma Battersby, head over to the trusty Wikipedia!
UPDATE: This Emma B is not the same as the one that works for BBC Radio. My bad. I don't live in England, so sue me...
