Eva Longoria
Eva Longoria @ L'Oreal's Star Hollywood Walk of Fame Event
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Eva Longoria appears with husband Tony Parker in new advertisements for London Fog. In a press statement (i.e. she didn't write it herself), Eva says this of London Fog and the campaign, “It was fun to work together. London Fog is always classy and beautiful, and we knew we were in good hands for the campaign.. The coats and bags were gorgeous; I am a huge fan of trench coats and all the London Fog trenches were amazing.” SourceScandalously Related Stories:
Eva Longoria @ 2009 ALMA Awards
Friday, September 18th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEva Longoria once again hosted the ALMA Awards. In a recent interview she weighed in her opinion on some Americans' attitude towards immigrants.
"The immigration issue is interesting because historically everyone has immigrated, this is a country of immigrants," Longira said. "So it kind of shocks me that people have such a vile reaction to immigrants when they provide a huge amount of services to our country, and particularly in agriculture."
Longoria said she "would really love to see immigration reform obviously transpire, but in a way that is obviously fair to people in the country." Source
Eva Longoria Announced the 2009 NCLR ALMA Awards Honorees
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEva cashed in with the announced ceremony by holding it at her very own Beso restaurant in Hollywood. God damn, this lady is turning into a Latina cash cow!
Anyway, at yesterday's announcement, Eva's looking beautiful as she shares a few laughs with "Prison Break" star Amaury Nolasco. I guess her co-host, comedian George Lopez, was too busy to attend. Regardless, be sure to tune in to ABC on September 18 at 8/7c for the airing of the ALMA Awards.
Here's more info about the award show:
The National Council of La Raza (NCLR) is the largest national Latino civil rights and advocacy organization in the U.S. NCLR created the ALMA Awards in 1995 as part of its strategy to promote fair, accurate, and balanced portrayals of Latinos in the entertainment industry. The show was named "ALMA" (Spanish for "spirit" or "soul") which represents the determined spirit of the Latino people in an effort to reflect the spirit as well as the scope of the awards program. [Read more]
Side note: Anyone catch George Lopez's HBO special recently? The guy was fucking amazing, to say the least. And, I'm sure he would've been funnier if I was fluent in Spanish.
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Is Eva Longoria Getting Fresh With Tony's Brother Pierre Parker?
Thursday, July 9th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIf it was just some other random chick in these pics, I'd give her the benefit of the doubt, since it's Eva Longoria, I'd have to say that she mixed something in Tony's drink to knock him out early in the evening & then had crazy "I'M-YOUR-SISTER-IN-LAW" sex with Pierre Parker. All you hick readers know what I'm talking about, right?
Anyway, these were snapped last night at a 23rd birthday party held for Tony's younger bro Pierre Parker at the ultra-lux VIP Room nightclub in Paris. Here's pic of the blinged out cake:
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Even More! Eva Longoria Bikini Photos From Saint Tropez!!!
Friday, June 5th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comAs a continution of that first batch of Eva Longoria bikini photos where she's currently hanging out on some pimped-out yacht in Saint Tropez. Eva continues to make her case for having the best bent over bikini ass pose... I'll admit I think it looks juicy here too.
More Eva Longoria Pics From Her Pimped Out Yacht in St. Tropez!
Thursday, June 4th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJust in case you missed it, here's the set of pics we posted earlier today.
It's nice to see that Eva Longoria is finally enjoying the ultra-highlife with husband Tony Parker. Let's admit it, this woman worked her ass off (literally, thanks to producers, directors & J.C. Chasez) to reach her current position in life, so more power to you, Eva! I hope all you girls looking to sex your way to the top are taking notes!!
And by the way, the booty pics in this particular set are looking absolutely amazing! Viva Bikini Booty Pics!!!


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Eva Longoria: Bikini Pics From Saint Tropez
Thursday, June 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comEva Longoria and Tony Parker are on vacation in Saint Tropez, hanging out on a yacht, and going jet skiing. Rather than bore you with pics that didn't really show much of Eva, I figure just keep to the goods. But also, so how's Eva looking with her bent over ass pose? Yeah, it'd be better if we had a shot of her doing it in her bikini but we'll recall this to the collection of Bikini Ass When Bent Over.
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Eva Longoria & Tony Parker @ Cannes Film Festival
Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comSo does anyone still watch Desperate Housewives? Reports are that Eva Longoria is in consideration to lead a Broadway show as Mariah Carey about Mariah. Additionally, Leona Lewis and Vanessa Hudgens are also in consideration with Leona Lewis being Mariah's first choice. Wiki
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Who Has The Best Celebrity Bikini Ass Pic... When Bent Over? Ow!
Thursday, May 14th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

With summer right around the corner, why not waste precious office time checking out chicks bent over in their bikini bottoms? Anyway, with the help of the Internet, as well as our massive archive of bikini pics, we've compiled a delicious post for you bastards to feast on for the rest of the day (and probably years to come).
Remember, before laying down your top five picks, please take a few minutes to consider various angles, tightness, meaty-ness, and of course, bite-ability, pinch-ability, & slap-ability factors.
Have fun!
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Eva Longoria @ People En Español 50 Most Beautiful Gala
Thursday, May 14th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
In another case of the trendy "I'm thinking about adopting" in Hollywood, add Eva Longoria to the list. E!Online took a quote from Eva and is making it an adoption story...When I asked if being around so many children in need makes her want to swoop in and adopt children who are less fortunate, Longoria Parker beamed, "Of course."
"Every time I work with the kids from Padres, my heart just explodes with happiness and joy because they're so inspiring," she said. "They're resilient and they're hopeful and they're happy. They're amazing human beings, and to go through something like that and yet still be as strong as they [are], it really inspires me. I could only wish to have children as strong as the kids I've worked with." Source





















