Heather Locklear
Heather Locklear @ 2009 Crystal Lucy Awards
Monday, June 15th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comFor 2009, Heather Graham is starring in Flying By. The movie also stars Billy Ray Cyrus... yeah, it'll probably suck even more. Oh, did I mention it's a Lifetime movie too...
Heather Locklear Wears William Rast Denim w/ Gucci Belt!
Friday, December 5th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Heather Locklear is one of my favorite MILFs. She's 47 years old (and in my opinion) still looks really great... okay, except this one time. Her sexy bikini bod still looks awesome and we've gotten bikini pics of her twice in the past! I'm not counting this post... it was just wrong. But really, this woman goes around in simply a wifebeater and it gets my attention. MILF indeed!Heather Locklear Responds To Richie Sambora's DUI
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

For those of you who don't know yet, Heather's ex (Mr. Richie Sambora) was busted with a DUI last night. He was driving with one of his bitches, supposedly on the way home to have sex with her.
Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora was arrested for DUI in Laguna Beach, CA Tuesday night.
Citing Law enforcement sources, TMZ says that Sambora — who checked into rehab twice last year — was observed by cops driving erratically in a black Hummer and was pulled over.
He failed numerous field sobriety tests and was detained for DUI. At the station Sambora opted to take a blood test rather than blow into a breathalyser.
Laguna Beach PD Sgt. Jason Kravetz said: “At this point there’s no indication of drugs.”
There was a female passenger in the car at the time of the arrest. Sambora was released around 4:00 AM this morning. [Showbiz]
Heather Locklear & The Aging Thighs!! Ow!
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Bastardly Asks: Is Heather Locklear Really a Hasbeen?
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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