Heidi Klum
Knocked-Up Rating: Heidi Klum & Seal @ 61st Primetime Emmy Awards
Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinMan, how many more babies are these two gonna pop out? It seems like it's a yearly occassion...
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Flashback 2004: Heidi Klum @ World Music Awards
Friday, June 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Heidi Klum is currently pregnant with her third child with Seal. Anyways, recently some designer said that Heidi Klum is too fat to be a runway model... speaking when she's not pregnant and looking her normal sexy milfilicious self.“She is no runway model! Heidi Klum is simply too heavy and has too big a bust. And she always grins so stupidly. That is not avant-garde – that is commercial!”
Along with Joop, model agency head Louisa von Minckwitz says Heidi is too wide in general. Her measurements are 91-69-94, which translated in inches would be 36-27-37—quite slender really, but down right hefty for a runway model. Source
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Breaking!! Heidi Klum Helps Pimp Snack Deluxe Items At McDonalds!
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Doesn't this fall under false advertising?!
So, aren't they pretty much implying that you can be just as beautiful as these ladies if you eat at McDonalds? Well anyway, right around this time last year, Heidi revealed another one of her McDonalds beauty secrets: The McDonalds Chicken Wrap!
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Heidi Klum Rockin' The Vulcan Salute @ The "Star Trek" Premiere
Friday, May 1st, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Heidi Klum Hosts Her LG Rumorous Night in West Hollywood
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Heidi Klum worked with LG to design some new skins for the LG Rumor2. Speaking of LG, have you noticed the LG Versa ad that has been painted on the site for the past couple days? You should totally click it!!!Scandalously Related Stories:
Heidi Klum & Seal @ 2009 Oscars
Monday, February 23rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Seal, you are one lucky bastard! And remember that Heidi Klum + Seal + Crazy, Wild Sex = Baby! post? Up to 728 comments (and counting!)... how the hell, right?Heidi Klum & Seal @ 2009 Golden Globe Awards
Monday, January 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I'm really diggin' this look for Heidi. Damn you, Seal, damn you!!
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Heidi Klum @ "Germany's Next Topmodel" in Munich
Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Heidi Klum is looking good even after all the glitz and hype of the VS Fashion Show. I still think that her Guitar Hero commercial easily trumps the one that had Kobe, A-Rod, etc... Granted she's not going to look the way she did in her 1999 GQ Magazine photoshoot but she brought some heat in her 2007 Arena Magazine photoshoot the woman still can rock some bikini photos... and you can't forget the painted on bikini.Camel toe, anyone?
Adriana Lima & Heidi Klum Sign Autographs @ New Flagship Store
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsThese were snapped at the new Flagship Victoria Secret Store on Lexington Ave in Manhattan.
DAAAAMNNNNNN IIITTTTT!!
I walked over to the new store on Lex & 58th after an unfulfilling trip to watch the lame Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting Ceremony. God, w/ performers like Miley & David Cook dishing out corny Christmas songs, I should've known it was going to suck balls. And, who the hell knew that Adriana Lima was signing autographs at the store just hours before?! Fuck!! I feel like kicking myself in the balls.
Anyway, setting aside all the excruciating pain I'm feeling right now, after looking over the pics it's pretty obvious that Adriana looked fabuloso at the signing event, which Heidi Klum also attended. Side note: Does VS have to couple Heidi w/ Adri in all these events?! What happened to Candice or Alessandra, damn it!?
Also, just in case you bastards missed it from yesterday, Adri & Heidi were on the Morning Show with Mike & Juliet. Check the video!
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Heidi Klum @ Victoria's Secret NYC Store Opening Party
Thursday, December 4th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
We've already seen Candice, Alessandra, Miranda, Hana, and Dayana at the NYC opening party, so I gotta continue with the theme and get some Heidi too. Still looking fabulous as she walked the runway at VS Fashion Show.




















Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin