Heidi Montag

Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag were at Cafe Midi in L.A. filming for The Hills. Audrina is set to start filming her own reality tv show in December and Heidi is still an outright fame whore, not showing up to her sister's (Holly Montag) birthday party because she wasn't going to be paid for the appearance. Heidi has since denied that claim.

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Heidi hits up The Coffee Bean with a hot friend. We're pretty sure Spencer's slept with her.

Normally Heidi Montag looks like a hot piece of ass b/c she's walking around with that bitch-ass douchebag, but when she's spotted with a decently hot chick, Heidi looks somewhat pasty & pudgy. This reminds us of the time when Rachel Bilson decided to grab brunch with her hot friend...

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Hey, just be glad King Douche isn't present in these pics. And, just in case you missed out on a flood posts featuring Heidi at the Miss Universe pageant, here's a quick review:

Heidi Montag Still Scheduled To Perform @ Miss Universe 2009

Heidi Montag: Miss Universe Pageant Performance Rehearsal

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No turning back now, Heidi Montag is now rehearsing in The Bahamas for tonight's telecast of the Miss Universe pageant. Dayana Mendoza will be passing on her title but to who? Who's the favorite? Who's your pick?

Vote in the poll... I could only break it out to 5 choices.

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The Miss Universe Pageant is this Sunday, August 23rd, and of all people, Heidi Montag will be the performer!? WTF!?!? She'll be performing her single "Body Language." I wonder if this performance will include the Spencer Pratt rap... yup, he raps too!!!

Aside from rehearsal, the two have still got time to whore out Heidi's Playboy issue... and those really lame photos.

"I am so excited to perform ... at Miss Universe for my first ever live performance. This is such a miracle in life and I give thanks to God everyday for this once in a lifetime opportunity." Source

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We figured we'd do our part by helping Heidi Montag & Super Douche Spencer Pratt with their campaign to incessantly pimp September's issue of Playboy. They seem to have a copy of the magazine on them at all times---wether they're walking through an airport, shopping around in L.A., getting coffee, or eating a meal. To Heidi's credit, it's usually Spencer who's waving around the magazine while making dumbass faces, almost as if he's on the cover.

Anyway, enjoy the pics & remember, buy your own copy! And, just in case you missed it, we posted excerpts from the interview over here.

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Here's an excerpt from the latest issue of Playboy magazine which features Heidi Montag. I'm very interested to hear comments after you guys read this...

SPENCER: You’re a rock star, Heidi. Don’t forget that. We made our music video [for the song “BlackOut”] on the beach for about a dollar this year, and it went to number six on iTunes in the U.S. and number one in Canada. [fist bumps] That’s money in your pocket! Dollar for dollar, I bet you made more than Lady GaGa this year even though she has a number one record. “Oh, Heidi Montag has no talent!”—my fucking ass! If you have no talent, then I don’t know what talent is. You must be the most talented untalented person on earth. [leans in for a kiss] Take a bite! [They kiss. Spencer pauses to check several cell phones and PDAs. They kiss again as he texts.]
HEIDI: [Clearly annoyed] Spencer! Okay, I have a question for you: How many phones do you have?
SPENCER: I have one…two [takes phones out], three, four—four with me today. The Nokia N95 is for video content, and the BlackBerry is best for e-mails because they get pushed the fastest. The iPhone is for my blogging and to tap TMZ, Perez Hilton or Us Weekly, and the Sidekick is for my Twitter army—400,000 and growing. If I mix these gadgets up, business will shut down for the day.
HEIDI: How many phone calls do you get a day?
SPENCER: A thousand, maybe more, and I pick up every call. People probably think I’m kidding, but if you’re reading this, try us at 323-767-8139, or go to saynow.com to listen to recordings of the calls. People have watched us on The Hills for five seasons and they want to reach out and be part of us. If you had to send two or three clips from the show into outer space to represent the human species to alien life-forms, what moments would you choose?
HEIDI: Well, your proposing to me was obviously a personal favorite. Oh, and the one when I first met you and you were saying you wanted to go on naked picnics and marry this other girl and all that stuff. That’s funny to look at now.
SPENCER: That was the Patrón Platinum talking.
HEIDI: There are a few moments I’d like to see blasted into space forever. Like when you apologized to Lauren Conrad for the sex-tape rumors so she would come to the wedding, when we know for a fact she did have a sex tape. [Editor’s note: Conrad and other cast members have denied any sex tape exists.]
SPENCER: I would have said anything so you could have your dream princess wedding. I thought you wanted to have your old best friend there, so that’s why I sacrificed every cost to make sure you were happy. But I was lying about being apologetic, and I hate lying. And then she tried to make me the scapegoat, America’s bad guy, which is an easy sell. I’m cool with that. Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was t r y i n g to shop the tape. That tape exists!
HEIDI: I do feel bad for her. She was probably talked into doing it by Jason.
SPENCER: Honestly, I think the reality was it wasn’t even sex. It was just fooling around. Maybe we should do a sex tape.
HEIDI: No way. I’ve never watched porn in my life. I’m not going to start making it.
SPENCER: You’re right. Plus who needs a sex tape when we have a live feed to our 70-inch HD screen in the bedroom and all those mirrors. It would be like Tiger Woods watching his swing. Life with you is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges. [They kiss.] Okay, next question. If everybody thinks I’m the biggest douche bag on the planet, why would you marry me?
HEIDI: You have a lot of qualities the world can’t see, and I get to experience them.
SPENCER: [Checks his Sidekick] Can you please be more specific?
HEIDI: Can you please stop Twittering?
SPENCER: All good, all good! [continues to Twitter]
HEIDI: Some things are private. Our sex life is private.
SPENCER: I totally 100 percent disagree. Privacy doesn’t exist, which is why I love my life. I love that we live every waking moment for everyone to see. [Read the full interview here]

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These were snapped last night at the Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Is it even possible for these two to get more annoying? I'm shocked they still get invites to big events. If anything, it makes me feel a little bit more worthless than I did before looking at these pics...

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It's sad when "celebrity" headlines revolve around Heidi Montag calling Kim Kardashian for advice on posing for Playboy. They should've three-wayed in Aubrey O'Day while they were at it. Anyways, Heidi calls Kim and now we get another piece of worthless news for us to report and quote for you all.

"Actually, I was in Mexico and I got a call from Heidi saying, 'Call me right now,' " Kardashian told MTV News on Tuesday (June 16). "So I called her and she had said to me, 'What do you think? What's your opinion on if I were to do Playboy?' "

Kardashian told her to "go for it."

"I think that now's the time," she said. "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind." Source

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Of course, after seeing other celebrities (regardless of their D-List rating) pimping a popular designer dress, Heidi Montag had to go out and buy herself the same exact dress.

Anyway, these were snapped as Heidi & her boyfriend King of all Douche Bags, Spencer Pratt, were spotted at over-priced Waverly Inn (burger & fries = $20; Mac & Cheese $50+) for a quick bite before hitting up a friend's pad in Chinatown, of all places.

Other two babes:
Heather Graham & "Hangover" Cast @ Dublin Premiere
Kristin Cavallari @ Screening of "Wizard of Oz" Exhibition

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