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Jessica Alba @ "Valentine's Day" World Premiere
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYes, and she brought Cash Warren along for the ride...
Jessica Alba is Morely Clarkson in Valentine's Day. Her character is the girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher and she gets proposed to on Valentine's Day.
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BREAKING! Tom Arnold Gets Fresh With Marisa Miller in Miami!
Monday, February 8th, 2010 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineThese were snapped yesterday afternoon as a bunch of celebs played a friendly game of flag football during Direct TV's 4th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl on Miami Beach.
From the looks of these pics, it's fairly obvious that Tom Arnold attempted to have flag-football-sex with Marisa Miller. He pretty much missed the flag around her waist and went straight for her spandex bottoms. Even though he's an annoying douche, I gotta admit, any hetero dude in his position would pull the exact same moves. Bastard.
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Heidi Montag Wins Quote of the Day Prize w/ "Inner Beauty" Comment
Monday, January 25th, 2010 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

As per People mag, King Douche Spencer Pratt apparently doesn't like Heidi's plastic surgery. Following the procedure he says, "it was the worst experience of my life. Nobody that loves a loved one should see that."
And, what does Heidi "I-want-my-own-reality-show" Montag think in response?
"At the end of the day we do share a same opinion: It's my body and I need to feel comfortable as a woman, as a person, and my inner beauty is always there and that's what's most important," she says. [Source]
Who the fuck comes up with this shit? Is just bad writing in an attempt to boost ratings & sell magazines or are these people simply smoking serious crack?
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Caption This! (What Did Doug Reinhardt Tell The Black Dude About Paris?)
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped at the Paris Hilton-hosted party to promote her new website ParisHilton.com. The party was held at the Vanity Nightclub @ the Hard Rock in Vegas.
And, what the fuck is Doug Reinhardt doing still dating Paris Hilton. Any interesting theories out there?
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MTV's "Jersey Shore" Cast Party @ Club Greenhouse in NYC
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash News OnlineApologies in advance, but looking through this set is gonna make you feel a dirty all over. Cast members from MTV's controversial "Jersey Shore" series hit up downtown Manhattan to party with friends. I guess the money from the show is finally kicking in! Anyway, Nicole 'Snookie (the girl who got punched), Mike 'The Situation', Angelina, Vinny and Dj Pauly D were spotted inside "Club Greenhouse."
And, just in case you missed the video of Nicole 'Snookie getting punched in the face, here it is again:

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Surprise, Surprise! Ashley Tisdale & Her Man Hit Up The Coffee Bean!
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf's most loyal customer found time during the busy holidays for a quick hit. It appears Ash is doing her best to turn her new man toward the beverage joint, as well.
Anyway, 2009 was somewhat of a big year for Ashley Tisdale & Co. She released her second (and hopefully her last) solo album "Guilty Pleasure" to all her diehard "High School Musical" fans. Besides her continued foray into music, Ash attempted to cement her arrival into cinema with the release of Disney's "Aliens in the Attic" which pretty much broke-even at the box-office. Note to Ash: Read the script before cashing the check!
Currently she's filming "Sleepless Beauty" with co-star Meg Ryan. It's being billed as a "fantasy family film" written by Larry Wilson and directed by Sara Sugarman. Filming began earlier this month at Grand Rapids, so expect it to hit theaters sometime next year.
Michelle Heaton: Bikini Pics While Vacationing in Barbados
Tuesday, December 29th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Rihanna along with Sienna Miller and Jude Law were also in Barbados for the holidays. Likely unknown to most people, Michelle Heaton is a British pop singer, television personality, and sometime glamour model. She was married to former boyband member Andy Scott-Lee. WikiScandalously Related Stories:
Sara Paxton Still Vacationing in St. Maarten w/ This Dude
Friday, December 11th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
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Kourtney Kardashian Went Shopping With Douchebag Baby Daddy
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Kourtney Kardashian is closing her children's clothing boutique Smooch saying that she wants to focus more time being a first-time mom.“My grandmother has had a children’s boutique in La Jolla (California) for 30 years now, and it was always a dream of my mom’s and mine to have a store of our own. I used to work in the store all day, every day, stay hours after closing and was obsessed with it… Smooch was my baby!
“After thinking about it long and hard, we have decided to close Smooch. This does make me sad, but I also know that I don’t have the time, especially now that I will have my baby boy to take care of. It is just not the same without me and my mom there to run it.”
“The energy and love I put into the store truly paid off and, in a weird way, the store really helped me deal with my father’s death… I put my feelings into the store.” Source
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Emma Watson: Bikini Pics!
Monday, November 30th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
The date of these Emma Watson bikini pics are unknown but they can't be that old since she's photographed with the dude she's dating while attending Brown University; oh yeah, his name is Jay Barrymore. However, just the other week she was seen at a NY Rangers game with Spanish rocker, Rafael Cebrian.




















