Izabel Goulart

Izabel Goulart: Vogue Homen, August 2009


Where the hell is this chick?

You'd think her management company would be whoring her out to marketing world like there's no tomorrow, that's unfortunately not the case. She has appeared here & there over the past couple months, but definitely not often enough.

It seems like we haven't seen Izabel working her mojo since she walked the sultry runwaya at Victoria's Secret's annual fashion show last November.

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Izabel Goulart Bikini Pics @ Rio Fashion Week

It's been rare for us to have an Izabel Goulart post, there's only been one other one between now and last year's VS Fashion Show. Anyways, these are from the same show where we saw Ana Beatriz Barros modeling a couple bikini too.

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More Victoria's Secret Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! Ow!

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The Danielle Lloyd bikini pics that surfaced this past weekend were hot, but let's admit it, Victoria's Secrets-flavored bikini pics always 10x hotter. These were originally shot in early November before the sexy runway extravaganza (a.k.a. 2008 Victoria's Secrets Lingerie Fashion Show), but we haven't seen these particular snaps. Like always, the girls look to be having a blast & I'm sure you bastards will also have a blast (aim away from the monitor).

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Let's Go Backstage With The Victoria's Secret Angels...

More Adriana Lima: Runway & After Party

We've seen all the juicy runway pics, so let's head backstage & see our favorite babes as they were being attacked by an army of gay (not that anything's wrong with that) makeup artists. I still don't understand why some of the hottest women on earth need to have makeup caked all over their faces, but I guess that makes selling VS makeup products much easier...

Below we have backstage pics for the following women: Adriana, Alessandra, Selita, Doutzen, Izabel, Miranda, & Noemie. Click on each name to see their runway pics.

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Victoria's Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!

These were snapped yesterday in Miami Beach.
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It appears as if all the VS models are finally in Miami Beach---yes, including Bastardly favorites Izabel Goulart & Candice Swanepoel! Have a taste of Izabel & Candice directly below & don't forget to sample the rest of the women in the subsequent pages.
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If this doesn't spice up your weekend, then you need to fly your ass down to Miami & try to sex up one of these women. And, if you do manage to get one of these women tipsy & in the sack, please remember to leak the sex tape!!

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Izabel Goulart Is The New Armani Exchange Babe


She replaces Alessandra Ambrosio as the new hot face of the brand and Izabel Goulart is being paid millions to do it. Major congrats to her. Ever since we started posting her pictures, she has sky rocketed to fame, so we'll take most of the credit for her success. Thank us later in life, Izabel.

This is an aside, but is A|X the top brand for the older douche bag community who has outgrown companies like Hollister & Abercrombie & Fitch? Each time I walk into one of the stores, all I see are either extremely metrosexual or possibly gay dudes or former frat boys trying on super tight tees with the annoying A|X logo plastered all over. For some odd reason, I think A|X takes the ultra-classy Armani brand & rapes it with a gang of ugly, tacky midgets...or something like that.

Anyway, here are some hot pics of Izabel...

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Where The Hell Is Izabel Goulart?! We Miss Her!


Anyone have the video of her Conan appearance mentioned below?
Goulart appeared again on Late Night with Conan O'Brien February 7, 2008. She brought him a Valentine's Day gift. Later on in the show it was given away to the audience member, who ran with Conan to the backstage, for taking a good picture of Conan and Brian Williams. She also mentioned that she didn't want to go back and wanted to hang around a bit longer since she arrived all the way from Brazil. She also mentioned that she learned English by watching Woody Woodpecker cartoons. [Wiki]

And for those of you want more, hit up Izabel's MySpace! Ow!

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