Jamie Lynn Spears
Jamie Lynn Spears Went Shopping At Wal-Mart!
Monday, October 13th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinJamie Lynn Spears Responds To Rumors Of Fiance Casey Aldridge's Infidelity
Spears defended her fiance and accused the women who alleged that Aldridge was dating them of doing it for the attention. "What happened was that one of those girls did it, and in this small town when one of them does it, they're all like, 'Good idea,' " she explained. "They all jumped on the bandwagon."
She also flat-out denied any rumors that 28-year-old Kelli Dawson is pregnant with Aldridge's child, saying that Dawson has a reputation for not telling the truth. "That is just completely fabricated," Jamie Lynn added. "He never had an intimate relationship with her, so how would that be possible? Around here, that particular girl is known to make up stories." Source
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Jamie Lynn Spears @ The Kangaroo Express!
Monday, August 11th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Jamie Lynn Spears Planning a Wedding"He's shown very little interest and when he does get involved, it usually ends up in a fight," an insider reveals. Although Jamie Lynn is hurt, and angry about Casey's indifference, "She is planning to marry him, even if she has to drag him down the aisle," the insider says. "She wants to give her daughter a proper name."
The magazine claims that Jamie Lynn had hoped to get married before Maddie's birth. "She didn't want to have a baby out of wedlock, but Casey persuaded her to wait," and insider says. Another source says that Casey wants his freedom. "The reality of settling down at such a young age doesn't thrill Casey," his friend says. "But he doesn't feel he has much of a choice." Source
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Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge Lookin' Serious, Ya'll!
Friday, May 16th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
These two are finalizing their purchase of a new pad & Jamie-Lynn's about 12 months away from baby #2. There I said it.Bastardly is gonna pull a CNN and call baby #2's ETA while baby #1's still in the factory.
And, in other Spears' Family pregnancy news, there are people claiming that Britney's knocked up again---or just getting fat. Bastardly's leaning toward fat.
Besides that, Britney Spears wants to be in Lousiana when Lil' Sis gives birth. Get this, Britney wants to actually help Jamie-Lynn w/ her newborn. Doctors & lawyers, please stand by...
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Jamie Lynn Spears Celebrates 17th Birthday @ Wal-Mart
Monday, April 7th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Jamie Lynn Spears' Birthday Dinner
How are you going to spend your 17th anniversary? Have you decided yet? If you don't know the answer, Jamie Lynn Spears could inspire you. She was seen shopping at Wal-Mart with her fiancé Casey Aldridge and having dinner at Ruby.
“They both seemed really happy, both in really good moods,” a secret source told People. “Jamie Lynn had a big smile on her face.” Source
Where's Jamie-Lynn Spears' Baby Daddy?
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Dad Tells Jamie Lynn Spears to Learn From Britney: Stop the Wedding
But behind the scenes, insiders close to the Spears family reveal to Life & Style that Jamie Lynn’s parents, Jamie and Lynne, are doing everything in their power to make sure their little girl, who will only turn 17 years old on April 4, doesn’t marry Casey, 18. “Jamie Lynn’s pregnant,” says one insider, “but she’s still a teenager. Her parents think that if she gets married, she’ll just be compounding one mistake with another.”
The magazine's source notes that her dad Jamie is especially opposed to a wedding. “He’s having a hard time pretending he can be happy about it all,” says the insider. “He watched Britney go through a messy divorce after rushing into marriage and having kids too young. It’s caused the family nothing but grief.” Source
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Caption This, Bitches!! (Jamie-Lynn Spears Edition)
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Did Jamie Lynn Spears Pay For Her Own Engagement Ring?
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photoshoot: Jamie Lynn Spears Needs A New Agent
The big news in Spears family trailer park camp is that Jamie Lynn is officially engaged and she has been showing off the rock to friends & family! Basically, Casey Aldridge stole money from Jamie-Lynn, bought a ring and then gave it to her after having jailbait sex. At least, that's the rumor floating around.
At the end of the day, I don't know who's smarter: Casey or K. Federline? Both dudes are making it off very nicely after sexually knocking around one of the Spears bitches. Bastards.
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Jamie-Lynn Spears Ate @ La Carreta Mexican Restaurant!
Friday, March 14th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Britney Spears Builds Jamie Lynn Spears Nursery
Britney Spears is reportedly building a $30,000 nursery as a baby gift for her pregnant 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears. Sources say the pop star is paying for an ocean-themed baby room that will be decorated by the high end Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor. Source
And if you're interested in La Carreta's Traditional Flavor Mexican Cuisine, check out their website!
Jailbait Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant. Baby-Daddy is 19.
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
So yes, you guys probably saw this on every other site already, but it'll be interesting to hear the Bastardly take on all this jailbait drama.
"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he." [OK Magazine via Yahoo!]
How fucking greedy do you have to be to sell your jailbait pregnancy story to the tabs? I mean, I'm betting she got paid tip-top dollar for keeping her mouth shut about it. I bet it was the baby-daddy's idea.
Regardless, if you guys are worried about the kid, please don't be. Jamie-Lynn, like any other wise 16 year old mother-to-be, wants to raise her kid up in Louisiana so "so it can have a normal family life." Aaaw, how thoughtful for her.
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Thursday, August 16th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
