Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson Performs "Rock Witchu" Tour in Vancouver
Friday, September 12th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Janet Jackson does it rightBut when she decides it's time for a tour, Ms. Jackson makes sure it's done right. And when she promises fans the show is going to be packed with hits, costumes and dancers, she doesn't disappoint. Within the first 10 minutes of the show, Jackson powered through four hits, covering material that spanned an impressive 22-year range. The opening set made it abundantly clear that Jackson has weathered many different musical trends and eras, but has always remained an individual. The Vancouver Sun
Janet Jackson @ Cartier’s Third Annual Loveday Celebration
Friday, June 20th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Janet Jackson Gets RealMichael's little sister is developing a reality series for MTV. The show will be a search for the next hot singer/dancer a la Ms. Jackson herself. Unlike existing shows with the same concept, Janet's program will take her search to the streets — going to YMCAs, churches and community centers to find potential contestants. The show won't be taped on a soundstage — it will be shot on the go as well. No word on what the winner walks away with, but there's speculation that the prize may involve Janet's upcoming tour.
Janet will appear in the series and serve as a mentor to the contestants. Source
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Janet Jackson Performs For ABC's "Good Morning America"
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Once again, Jackson uses sex for album material, with mixed resultsYou'd think that after the flops of her last two sexually charged albums - "Damita Jo" and "20 Y.O." - Janet Jackson would be in full career-reinvention mode. Instead, on her latest disc, "Discipline," Jackson plows ahead down a similar path, teasing and titillating over dance-club beats and sultry-sounding ballads. The results, however, are decidedly mixed.
Despite a lukewarm reception at radio, the disc's first single "Feedback," is classic "sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy" Janet. The track's electro-synth melody and pumping bass line make for automatic dance floor fodder. Meanwhile Jackson's familiar breathy vocal gushes one of the disc's better sex metaphors: "Strum me like a guitar/ blow out my amplifier/ when you hear the feedback/ keep going, take it higher." [Canadian Press]
Bastardly Fashion Rating: Janet Jackson @ 39th NAACP Image Awards
Monday, February 18th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Believe it or not, but Janet won this award for not her singing, but for her acting abilities!She wins for her work in the Tyler Perry film "Why Did I Get Married." In the process, she beat out another musician turned actress, Queen Latifah as well as veteran actress Ruby Dee. Jackson says she is "really overwhelmed" by the award.
Janet Jackson (Janet Damita Jo Jackson) was born on May 16, 1966 is an American actress, singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, activist, and pop icon. [Moldova]
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Thursday, October 5th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
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Monday, September 11th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
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Friday, July 21st, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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Friday, June 9th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Friday, April 21st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
I guess the threat of losing her record deal worked! I'm pretty sure Janet will be back in the 200-250lb range after her next album.SITE ISSUES UPDATE!!!
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