Jennifer Ellison

We don't know whether she's having a boy or girl, but what we do know is that that kid's gonna be shocked when he learns how to Google his mommy's name. Here's some of the crap he'll will find (assuming it's a boy)...

- Jennifer Ellison: Loaded Magazine, December 2008
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Jennifer Ellison Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Jennifer Ellison, The Rear of The Year, says that she hopes to marry her boyfriend, Robbie Tickle, in 2009. Yeah, right.

"Me and Rob haven't been together long, but when you fall madly in love with someone, you don't need to wait five years to take it to the next level."

"We'll get married next year - but it won't be a big celeb wedding, I only want an intimate affair with family and friends." Source

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- Jessica Alba, Smile! Your Breasts Are Growing [HollywoodTuna]
- The Ass-ential eXXXotica New York Porn Convention [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lindsay Lohan Hit the Paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Alicia Keys Dating A Married Man? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Courteney Cox bikini pics! [Celebslam]

- Sexy, sweet. Candy Girls... [Complex]
- Amy Winehouse Finally Got the Memo [Yeeeah!]
- Marcia Cross Looks Kinda Not Angry! [Derek Hail]
- Jennifer Lopez finished a triathlon [The Blemish]
- Aubrey O'Day Turned Down 90210 [Dlisted]

- You don't mess with the honingdas [Flabber]
- Shia LeBeouf on his Drunken Crash [Celeb Parasite]
- Is Christina Applegate engaged? [Cele|bitchy]
- "I Wanna Bang" Cindy Crawford [The Bastardly Society]

- Hottest Hawaiian Babes Of All Time [Unibrow]
- Katherine McPhee Shows Us Her Smarts [The Grumpiest]
- Nadine Velazquez Sizzles In Maxim [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Jennifer Ellison bags Rear of the Year award

However, the 25-year-old former Brookside babe admits that she doesn’t like her back. “I don’t really like my bum! Every girl has a hang-up about her bum. It’s a huge honour to win, though,” the Daily Star quoted her, as saying.

Jennifer credits her love of dancing for the title, but confessed that she did not always cover her rear in glory. “Every girl has a pair of Bridget Jones knickers in her wardrobe,” she said. Source

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- Sienna Miller is Showing Some Tit [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Drew Barrymore And Justin Long In Venice [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Miss World Australia bikini pics! [Celebslam]
- Alicia Keys: Gangsta Rap Was A Conspiracy [The Bastardly Society]

- Game-ontwerpers in 1979 [Flabber]
- Phoebe Price loves magazines [Dlisted]
- David Hasselhoff is not dead yet [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Ashlee Simpson is pregnant [Cele|bitchy]
- Adnan Ghalib, was involved in an attack [The Blemish]

- Kate Moss To Be A Bride [CityRag]
- Grandma got run over by Timbaland [DerekHail]
- Pam convinced us that she can read [Tasteful Celebs]
- Don’t Steal Lindsay’s Thunder [Celeb Warship]

- Wash Your Mouth Out: Hot Chick Plays With Scope & Toothpaste. Yummy! [Animal New York]
- Pussy Punching History [Uber]
- Rock of Love II Finale Recap [Fatback Media]
- Avril Lavigne Gets Felt Up [The Grumpiest]
- Iron Man Two Minute Preview [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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