Jennifer Tilly

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Sam Simon gleefully admits that, thanks to residuals and licensing fees, he earns more than $10 million annually from a show that he hasn't even worked on since 1993. Whoa! Now, I'm not one to tell people how to spend their money. And everybody loves dogs and The Simpsons. But, I mean, really, when you become a gazillionaire from what one person in the report calls, "a half-hour show of people, you know, with yellow faces," don't you have to pay some sort of karmic restitution? Like, go save a small, destitute country or two? Or, I dunno, cure sneezing? Just a thought.

2. Thanks to a favorable divorce settlement, Simon's ex-wife also makes a mint off of The Simpsons. Hollywood. Typical. But who is this lucky lady? Why, she's the famously buxom, squeaky, poker-playing, Oscar-nominated actress Jennifer Tilly. WHOA! [EW]

Two new goals in life:
1. Marry someone really rich who gets royalties
2. Create something amazing and earn royalties.

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About the movie:

Deal is a 2008 drama film starring film actor Burt Reynolds, with Bret Harrison, and Shannon Elizabeth. It tells the story of a former poker player (Reynolds) who tutors a younger player (Harrison). The film's climax is a fictional World Poker Tour championship.

World Poker Tour commentators Mike Sexton, Vince Van Patten and Courtney Friel play themselves. A number of other professional poker players and poker-playing celebrities, including Phil Laak, Antonio Esfandiari, Greg Raymer, Chris Moneymaker and Isabelle Mercier are in the cast. [Wiki]

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The film got killed on Rotten. God damn.

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I just figured that since it's lunch time (in the east coast), some of you Horndoggs might be thirsty...

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This lady's almost 50 and she surprisingly looks no older than 35-40. She must be putting all the dough she gets from Sam Simon (that Simpsons dude) to good use or maybe she's just an expert @ redirecting attention to her scrumptious naturals by wearing super low-cut tops. Whatever she's doin' it's working.

So yeah, J. Tilly is known for the following things:

1. Not knowing what the Simpsons was all about until she started to get dough from her ex-hubs, Sam Simon
2. Cold heartedly taking the millions funneled to her
3. Her great rack
4. And her uncanny ability to school shady Thai, shadier Chinese & those ultra shady, chain smoking Vietnamese men @ various poker tournaments around the globe.

Has anyone seen this woman work her mojo on the poker tables?! I've heard she's pretty damn good.



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Apparently gay men really dig her.

Since I'm damn late in catching up with my Stern E! episodes, I saw a hilarious interview with Jennifer Tilly just now. She came on to plug another shitty Chucky movie. Other than chumps lookin' for some foreplay & a one-night stand, who else goes to watch these super cheesy Chucky series?! I think I might have sneaked into one in 5th grade.

Anyway, the interview got interesting when Sam Simon (the Simpsons guy & Jen's ex-husband) called in to spice up the convo by providing some interesting financial information. Apparently 13 episodes into The Simpsons, they bloody divorced and naturally Jenns now gets a cut of the royalties every time the bloody show airs! What could be worse? Ms. Tilly claims to never have watched a full episode of the show!! Don't you love divorce laws? (Yes-yes, start shaking your heads.)

Howard was getting a headache from the whole thing so he took a call from Jennifer's ex-husband, Sam Simon. Jennifer now has a Black AmEx card because of the divorce. She says that the money is still coming into her so it's never going to end. Sam said that Jennifer actually told him not to have any dealings with The Simpsons back when they started out. Howard wondered if Sam has given Jennifer more than 20 million. Sam said it has to be more than that but Jennifer said she's going to get an auditor to find out if that's right. Sam told Howard that she keeps demanding more and more money. He said that she recently came to him and said she wanted to talk to him about something. He was hoping that she was going to give him his points back for The Simpsons but all she did was thank him. Jennifer said that she wanted him to put his talents into something that would be successful, because she didn't think The Simpsons would be successful. Jennifer says that she still has to work these days to pay her bills to live her lifestyle. Sam said that she bought her house for cash and she lives down the street from Don Simpson who is a producer. [Marks Friggin]

For those of you who read that excerpt, you can bitch out Jennifer Tilly in a simple comment. Oh yeah, the reference to the Black Amex card sounds kinda sadistic, but it has a beautiful story behind it. Apparently Sam was on previously and told Howard that one of the clauses in the divorce settlement forced him to refill the card with $250k/year for Jennifer Tilly's personal expenditures. Pretty damn hilarious, to say the least!

The system works amazingly for women, I tell you. All you girls studying & working hard in life, use this as motivation to whore yourself to extremely rich & creative men (or lesbian women)!!

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