Jessica Simpson

I guess hosting QVC footwear events & headlining at chilli cook-offs & strawberry festivals pretty good money---at least enough for Jessica to shop at one of the most expensive joints in NYC.

90% of the general public goes close to Bergdorf & Goodman for two reasons: They're hitting the Apple Store which sits directly across the street or it's during Christmas and they're checking out B & G's bling'd-out windows decked for the holidays.

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Officially, Jess was hosting the 16th annual QVC presents Fashion Footwear Association of New York (FFANY) Shoes on Sale event at Frederick P. Rose Hall at Lincoln Center. That's much better than headlining at chilli cook-offs & strawberry festivals in the Dirty South, right?

And for those of you who don't know, Jessica Simpson will once again try her hand at reality television. The new show, tentatively titled "The Price of Beauty," will air sometime next year on VH1. Here's more info about the show:

The premise of the program, titled The Price of Beauty: "She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why". Simpson will be hands-on with the show—and will even try some of the "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful".[28]. Simpson and her father Joe Simpson will serve as executive producers. [Source]

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These are from Glamour Magazine, September 2009

- Lindsay Lohan Flashes Some Sweet Boney Ass [HollywoodTuna]
- The Gorgeous Girls of Miss Universe 2009 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Chris Brown is Trying to Piss Off Rihanna [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Brooke Hogan Cancels Appearance Due To Medical Problems [I'm Not Obsessed]
- The Daily Bikini: Meredith Ostrom [Celebslam]
- Toolbox in Her Bra [Double Viking]

- Fail: The 10 Lamest Playboy Covers [Complex]
- The Online Enemy Of NYC's #1 Skank Has Been Revealed! [Dlisted]
- Blade Meets Twilight [Celebrity Odor]
- Most Bizarre Bras In The World [Manofest]

- Schoolgirl Emma O'Neil [Flabber]
- Naked Picture Of Jackie Kennedy Found In Warhol’s “Junk” [Celeb Jihad]
- Jon Gosselin Likes His Whores [Yeeeah!]
- Mandy Moore And Red Bull Don’t Mix Well [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Aniston is still whiny [The Blemish]
- Heidi Montag Lame Ass Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- For the Ladies: McSteamy's sex video [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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These were snapped a couple days back in Washington D.C.

On the Bastardly Ugly Dress Scale, I have to admit, this dress beats the outfit she was pimping in Beverly Hills a couple weeks back...

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How did Pa' Simpson score this gig for Jessica? She sang the national anthem at an event where Tiger Woods played partnered with Tony Romo.

Anyways, so Jessica will be returning to reality tv, this time on VH1 with the show, "The Price of Beauty". The premise of the show is for Jessica to fly to different areas to investigate what different cultures find beautiful and why. Seriously, Jessica to "investigate"? Who else thinks this show will outright suck?

"I have always believed that beauty comes from within and confidence will always make a woman beautiful, but I know how much pressure some women put on themselves to look perfect,"

"I am really looking forward to discovering how beauty is perceived in different cultures and participating in some of the crazy things people do to feel beautiful," Source

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As you guys know, Jessica Simpson is back in the reality television game once again, so she'll pretty much do anything to get the paparazzi's attention. Yesterday afternoon she was spotted jetting out of the leaving the Beverly Hills Hotel after conducting some "business" (probably on some lucky media executive's body).

Jessica is set to star in her very own reality show titled "The Price of Beauty," which will mainly focus on the society's scrutiny of women. Does Jessica even know the meaning of the word "scrutiny?"

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These were snapped a couple days back as Jessica & friends finished up dinner at "La Esquina" restaurant in NYC's SoHo district. After giving up on a shitty music career (thank God), Jess is currently whoring herself out to media execs in NYC in hopes to secure a long life for her upcoming reality show in which she scrapes the bottom of the D-List celebrity barrel to earn some easy cash on the backs of fat women who need to lose weight.

Tentatively titled, "The Price of Beauty," will be a reality series about society's scrutiny of women's bodies---hasn't this been going on for 3000 years? Just because people made fun of Jessica performing in those mom jeans earlier this year at some Chilli Cook-off in Florida doesn't give her the right to suddenly become an overnight activist for women. That's cheap & it's bullshit, to say the least.

Here's some additional info about the show from the Wiki:

"She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why". Simpson will be hands-on with the show -- and will even try some of the "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful". [Source]

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Remember, Jessica Simpson is only capable of very simple thoughts, so all captions should be along those lines...

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Wow, Papa Simpson is really getting those big time gigs for Jessica huh? I mean, the chili cook-off and the strawberry festival!? Now SEA WORLD!!! Wow, Jessica should just stick to horndogg photogs taking blatant upskirt photos of her instead.

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Not that any of you bastards give a shit, but Jessica Simpson's country career might be over. Last week it was widely reported that her relationship with Sony Music Nashville is over. Was the move to country just so she could make a few easy bucks by exploited a niche market full of horny white men who love hot chicks who look good in daisy dukes or was the move driven by passion. If I had to bet, I'd bet on the former.

Anyway, no worries about Jessica's future! Here's a brief snippet from CMT.com in which her spokesperson sounds off:

A spokesperson for Simpson told CMT.com, "Jessica is and has always been an Epic artist. She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album. She continues to be on Epic's label." Epic and Columbia are both owned and operated by Sony Music Entertainment. [CMT]

And here's something you guys care about:


Major props to the horny bastard member of the paparazzi community who's responsible for these upskirt pics!

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