Karolina Kurkova
Karolina Kurkova @ Calvin Klein Spring 2010 Fashion Show
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKaroline Kurkova is knocked-up but doing her best to cover up her baby bump for now. I know it's been a few months since G.I. Joe came out but after seeing her acting, I'm glad that there's no way she'd come back for a sequel if they really end up making one.
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Karolina Kurkova @ New Yorkers For Children Benefit
Thursday, September 24th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

These were snapped a couple nights back as Karolina & her current money-bags boyfriend arrived in support of the 10th Annual Fall Gala to benefit youth in foster care in New York City. From the looks of these pics, you just know Karolina is a total beast behind closed doors---you know, the type of beast who'll tie you to the bed and rip your body to shreds with just her well-trained Eastern European tongue! God D-d-d-d-daamn!!
Anyway, if you wanna earn some Positive Karma Points, you can show your support for the kids by hitting up this website.
I Want This Job! Karolina Kurkova's Official Pants Disrober!!!
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Not sure on how old these photos are since she's pregnant but they're from a Victoria's Secret photoshoot that Karolina Kurkova did. Anyways, looks like Karolina is more comfortable with her pants off as seen in these next couple photos.
So who's seen G.I. Joe? How is Karolina as Cover Girl?
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Karolina Kurkova, Rachel Nichols & Sienna Miller do a "G.I. Joe" London Photocall
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" Official WebsiteJust yesterday we posted a matchup between Rachel Nichols & Sienna Miller from their "G.I. Joe" photo call held in Australia. Earlier today, the cast of the upcoming action flick gathered for a press event held in London---this time joined by Victoria's Secret lingerie model, Karolina Kurkova.
Here's the trailer:

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Karolina Kurkova Visited Oscar Generale's Fashion Showroom!
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back in Hollywood. Here's more info on Oscar Generale!These are the types of photos that set apart true beauties like Adriana & Alessandra from chicks like Karolina. I can say with confidence that if either Adri or Ali made the same face, they'd still look really hot, but obviously that's not case w/ Double-K.

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Fashion Rating: Karolina Kurkova @ CMT Music Awards
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
You have to admit, regardless of how bad this outfit looks on Karolina, there's a level of kinky goodness that's associated with women wearing a simple, black sports coat. We'll go with the usual Bastardly Assumption that Karolina's wearing absolutely nothing underneath. OW!Scandalously Related Stories:
Flashback 2002: Karoline Kurkova Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, June 5th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

- Tila Tequila Striptease [HollywoodTuna]
- Colossal Cleavage Collection [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi Video [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Love It Or Hate It: Audrina Patridge [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan leaving Bungalow 8 [Celebslam]
- Halle Berry’s Hottest Pics [Complex]
- Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day [Dlisted]
- Drew Barrymore and the Mac Guy [Yeeeah!]
- Meagan Good In Spandex Is Like... [Celebrity Odor]
- Studentes [Flabber]
- Susan Boyle has left the hospital [The Blemish]
- James Franco Won't Be Speaking [Celeb Parasite]
- A Site That Tracks COmic, Horror, Sci-Fi, Etc Cons? [The Bastardly Society]
- Hottest NBA Finals WAGs Of All TIme [Manofest]
- Natalie Imbruglia’s Sweet Bikini Cleavage [The Grumpiest]
- Jessica Biel Looking All Kinds Of Hot [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Karolina Kurkova @ 2009 MET Costume Institute Gala Benefit
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMDid you know that Karolina Kurkova is going to play Cover Girl in GI JOE: Rise of Cobra? I can't recall Cover Girl saying much in the cartoon so I'll be surprised if Karolina's role is a major speaking role.
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Karolina Kurkova @ 'Valentino: The Last Emperor' NYC Premiere
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsHere's more about the movie:
Valentino: The Last Emperor is a documentary film about the life of Valentino Garavani. It was produced and directed by Matt Tyrnauer, Special Correspondent for Vanity Fair magazine. The film is an exploration of the singular world of one of Italy's most famous men, Valentino Garavani. The film documents the colorful and dramatic closing act of Valentino's celebrated career, tells the story of his life, and explores the larger themes affecting the fashion business today. At the heart of the film is the unique relationship between Valentino and his business partner and companion of 50 years, Giancarlo Giammetti. [Source]
'Valentino: The Last Emperor' hits theaters on March 18th. Check the movie's official website for the trailer.
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More Victoria's Secret Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! Ow!
Monday, December 1st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Click here for a larger version of the photo.The Danielle Lloyd bikini pics that surfaced this past weekend were hot, but let's admit it, Victoria's Secrets-flavored bikini pics always 10x hotter. These were originally shot in early November before the sexy runway extravaganza (a.k.a. 2008 Victoria's Secrets Lingerie Fashion Show), but we haven't seen these particular snaps. Like always, the girls look to be having a blast & I'm sure you bastards will also have a blast (aim away from the monitor).





















