Kate Middleton

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily.com
These were snapped at the Day-Glo Midnight Roller Disco charity event raising funds for Toms's Ward at Oxford Children's hospital and Place2Be.

So yeah, this is the chick that Prince Harry was boning at one point or another. I hope they're not still sleeping together b/c attending a roller derby fundraiser is about as royal as Kim Kardashian's ass is real.

Note to Prince Harrry: DON'T BE A ONE WOMAN WOMAN!! Learn from daddy, damn it! You are the fucking Prince of a country, for God's sake, so all your subjects' asses are your property, so hold official competitions in your to help weed out the fatties & uglies and sample what limited hotties England has to offer. Real world mentor: Hugh Hefner. He's like 103 & still going strong!! OW!

More about Kate:

Catherine Elizabeth Middleton (born 9 January 1982) is the girlfriend of Prince William of Wales. Since their relationship first began, Middleton has received widespread media attention and there has been constant speculation that they will eventually marry. [Source]

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