Katie Holmes
Fashion Rating: Katie Holmes @ 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Is it just me or has Katie Holmes been hiding for the past few months. I'm glad to see that Tom Cruise finally let her get some fresh air, but what the hell is she wearing? Granted, the outfit probably costs $1000s, but if anything, it makes her look kinda cheap...
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Suri Cruise: Too Much Cuteness @ Disneyland!
Thursday, February 19th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.comThis seems out of place for us to do posts of Suri Cruise or Zahara, Shiloh, Maddox, Pax, and the twin Jolie-Pitts but you can't get past the fact that Suri is completely adorable in these photos during a recent visit to Disneyland.
Okay... now back to all our regularly posted topics: Aubrey O'Day naked, Kim Kardashian naked, Audrina Patridge naked, Vanessa Hudgens' hairy bush, Emma Watson's hairy bush, AnnaLynne McCord's nipple, Lily Allen's boobs, Lily Allen's landing strip, Miley Cyrus' sideboob, Marisa Miller's nipple, Halle Berry's boob, Kim K's camel toe, Mischa Barton's nipple... and of course, Bai Ling Nipple!
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BREAKING!! Suri Cruise Gets Pastries @ Bouchon Bakery in NYC!!
Friday, December 19th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.comAfter getting picked up at school, Suri Cruise & mommy hit up Bouchon Bakery located on the third floor of the Time Warner Center.
Looking at Suri, I don't know whether to feel sorry for her or whether to envy her pimped-out lifestyle?
Besides Eating Turkey, What Did Celebrities Do For Thanksgiving?
Friday, November 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin // INFphoto.comMost celebrities used their privacy card & stayed indoors w/ family & friends and did what every other family does on Thanksgiving: Stuff their faces until they fell into a deep food coma. Then there were others who helped at their local homeless shelters (Cindy Crawford, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wilmer, etc) or enjoyed parades (Will Ferrell, Beckhams, Cruises & others) & parks (Gwen Stefani) with their families. We've done our best to compile pics of celebs doin' their thang over the Thanksgiving holiday, so hope you bastards enjoy the goods!
Bastardly Breaking News!! Suri Cruise Gets A New Haircut!
Friday, October 24th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: ANDERSON/VILA/bauergriffinonline.comKabbalah prisoner Katie Holmes and daughter Suri (b. April 18, 2006) spend an afternoon together running around in Central Park.
And, from a Sexiest MILF standpoint, where does Katie Holmes rank on everyone's list?
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Katie Holmes & Suri Went Shopping At Hermes!
Friday, October 10th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinReview: Katie Holmes Does Broadway
Watching Katie Holmes on stage was like watching a toddler attract his mom’s attention at a fancy adult dinner party. She really wanted you to know she was there—I imagine she’s had plenty of practice in her nearly two year marriage to Tom Cruise, who’s notorious for sucking all the air out of room. Holmes screamed, she thrashed, and she acted her little heart out. It just didn’t seem natural. Now, this is not just a Katie Holmes problem. Many screen actors have trouble making the transition to the stage. They don’t know how to project their voices, and thus end up screaming at the audience, which is exactly what Holmes did. Source
Suri Cruise Has Better Hair Than You!
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: DISCIULLO/VILA/KRIEGER/ANDERSON/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped last night as the Cruise family exited from Alice's Tea Cup located in the upper east side. If you're interested in hitting it up, check their website.
Katie Holmes Brings The Morning Weather Report!
Friday, August 15th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINKatie Holmes turns dress designer
With many fashion commentators debating which designer created the actress's stylish look for this week's Tropic Thunder premiere, it has been revealed that it was Katie herself.
In collaboration with her stylist Jeanne Yang, Mrs Cruise designed this chic navy dress, with leather pleated bodice, especially for the occasion. Source
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes @ "Tropic Thunder" LA Premiere
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMThese were snapped @ Mann's Village Theatre in Westwood, CA.
Here's the trialer:
Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise's Tropic Thunder 'offensive to the disabled'
Dozens of demonstrators from organisations including the Special Olympics and the American Association of People with Disabilities (AAPD) waved placards outside the cinema in Los Angeles as the actors walked down the red carpet.
Stiller plays an actor who has the title role in a film called Simple Jack, which carries the tagline: "Once upon a time... there was a retard."
The intention is to spoof Hollywood actors who believe playing a disabled character will guarantee them an Oscar nod. But the joke has backfired.
"We fell that the use of the word 'retard' throughout the film, 15 or more times, is done without any regard for the dignity of people with intellectual disabilities. The caricatures of people with intellectual disabilities are almost hateful, and we want this to be the beginning of the end. We want this to be the end of Hollywood treating this population as the butt of jokes," said Tim Shriver, chairman of the Special Olympics disability group. [Telegraph]
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Bastardly Asks: Is Katie Holmes Pregnant Again?
Friday, August 1st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: ANDERSON/CARLOS VILA/bauergriffiThese were snapped yesterday in NYC as Katie exited a Manhattan office building after tending to some biz. Not that any of you bastards give a shit, but is she pregnant again or what?!





















