Katie "Jordan" Price
Why Didn't Katie Price Get Punched At Her Autograph Signing?
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThe British are officially fucked up.
Last week, during an autograph session at a London bookstore, musician Leona Lewis was punched in the face by some random dude standing in line to her new book autographed. The event ended abruptly with the dude getting arrested and Leona running away with her hands on her face.
Earlier today, Katie Price (a.k.a. Jordan) held an autograph session at Selfridges in London with an entourage of drag queens (herself included) and she managed to get through the session without a single bruise. What the fuck is wrong with this world?
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Katie Price Attends 2009's First Halloween Party...We Think.
Thursday, October 15th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
These were snapped earlier today as Katie was spotted Leaving the Mayfair Hotel in London. She's either hitting the red carpet at the 2009 Skanky Ho Prostitute Awards or she's attending an early Halloween party...
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CONFIRMED: Katie Price Likes It Rough! Dating MMA Fighter Alex Reid!
Thursday, August 13th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinEither she likes it rough or she wants someone to kick Peter Andre's ass if he ever tries to get back with her (we have no reason why would, but weirder things have happened).
What I don't understand is how can you go from a dude who sings foo-foo songs for teenage chicks to a dude who makes his living by killing people inside a ring and goes by the name "Reidernater?" Regardless, the only thing we can hope for right now is that Jordan pisses off Alex following one of his fights & he ends up laying a Chris Brown-esque beat down (note to MMA promoters: I'd pay at least a $100 to watch this fight).
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What Kind Of Crack Is Katie Price Smoking?! God Damn.
Monday, July 6th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinIt appears that Katie Price is really losing her mind after separating with Peter Andre. She's been caught whoring it up in Ibiza and over the weekend she was spotted wearing a leopard print mini dress while attending the Duke of Essex Polo Cup at Gaynes Park Estate.
What the fuck, right?
Even though she's reportedly swimming in an ocean of cash, I'm pretty sure she's doing her best to attract some innocent sugar daddy who'll fund her lavish lifestyle in exchange for prostitute-flavored sex.
BASTARDLY ASKS
What did Katie Price win a trophy for? Any guesses?
Here's our guess...
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Katie Price Poolside Bikini Pictures After Parting With Five Dudes!
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comKatie Price looks rather tired... you know, after partying with those five dudes at the same time!
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Katie Price & Five Dudes Partied Together On This Boat!
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comAll this partying for Katie Price could cost her some serious endorsement money. This vacation has seen Katie out partying a bunch and could really hurt the somewhat clean image she's built during her marriage to Peter Andre. Hell, we know she'll endorse just about anything.
“Since coming out of the jungle in I’m A Celebrity, Katie has built a fantastically marketable career as Katie Price, mother of three children and a role model to young girls.
“In the space of five days, there is a perception she has seriously damaged that image.
“Katie has admitted she wants to go back to being Jordan, and her behaviour since splitting from Pete has been wild to say the least. She’s gone back to her pneumatic glamour model roots, getting drunk and posing erotically. Source
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Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped over the weekend in Ibiza, Spain.
It's funny how some cracked-out people are convinced they can do pretty much anything just because they're filthy rich...bitch.
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More Pics From Katie Price's Washed-Up Skanky Ho Photo Shoot
Friday, June 19th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinNote to all bastards: This is all just an illusion. Trust me.
So, is this her some sort of therapeutic photo shoot that we'll see more celebrities doing once they go through a rough divorce (many congrats to Peter Andre for escaping free of Katie's bullshit!)
Whatever the case, this is still about 800x hotter than looking at fat chicks model items from Katie's lingerie line.
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Katie Price: Bikini Photoshoot From Ibiza!
Thursday, June 18th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comAtleast with these photos of Katie Price there isn't a naked dude in the background.
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Katie Price Went For A Walk On The Beach!
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: bauergriffinonline.comKatie Price is currently on Ibiza with some friends to party in an effort to get over her marriage. She recently said she's off anti-depressants too. Katie had been taking those after suffering from post-natal depression following the birth of her son, Junior, her first child with Peter Andre.
"I'm doing really well, focusing on the kids, my work, keeping fit and moving forward - and after four years I'm no longer taking my anti-depressants. I'm in a really good place."
"Through everything that's happened I know who my real friends are. Until the truth comes out, no one should judge - it will come out eventually." Source
