Keeley Hazell
Keeley Hazell: 2009 Calendar [Swimsuit Edition]
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
Yeah, sure 2009 is more than half over... so who's calendar would've been better to hang on your wall? Keeley Hazell or Gemma Atkinson's 2009 Bikini Calendar?Keeley Hazell Launches "MotorStorm Pacific Rift" For PS3
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Keeley Hazell was looking a little rough the last couple of times we posted her. Glad to see her in less clothes and back to looking delicious.
The marketing geniuses behind this sexy ad campaign should be getting FAT bonuses later this year!! Ow!
Here's the TV Spot for the game...
Wanna learn more about this game? Hit up the game's official PS3 site!
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Keeley Hazell @ Nokia Comes With Music Launch Party
Thursday, October 23rd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986)[1] is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (bra size 32E).
Hazell will be appearing in the September 2008 issue of Playboy. Wiki
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Keeley Hazell Promotes Her 2009 Calendar
Monday, October 20th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
How David Walliams left glamour girl Keeley at the roadside as he took her Page 3 playmate homeWhen David, Keeley and Peta left London nightclub Bungalow 8 on Wednesday night they jumped into a car together.
A short time later the car pulled up and Keeley got out.
An onlooker told newspaper London Lite: 'After they left Bungalow 8, they headed in the direction of the Soho Revue bar. They asked the car to pull over nearby and Keeley hopped out.
'It's not clear why but she looked a bit miffed and put out. She started to walk off when Peta shouted out: "Are you going to be alright getting home, babe? Call me when you get in or I'll call you when I get to David's."' Source
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Keeley Hazell Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, September 29th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Kendra Wilkinson Flashes Her Boobs [HollywoodTuna]
- R.I.P. Single Scarlett Johansson [CO-ED Magazine]
- John McCain’s New Campaign Commercial [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Love It Or Hate It: Rachel Bilson [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney Spears sex tape for sale [Celebslam]
- Top 10 Hottest Actresses Over 40 [Complex]
- Travis Barker Is Out Of The Hospital [Dlisted]
- Amy Winehouse Attacks [Yeeeah!]
- Jennie Garth: Colorblind? [Derek Hail]
- Kanye West will not be charged [The Blemish]
- De American football speler from hell [Flabber]
- Insurance Companies are Evil [Celeb Parasite]
- Jeremy Piven struck out with Hayden Panettiere [Cele|bitchy]
- "I Wanna Bang..." vol.22 featuring Dania Ramirez [The Bastardly Society]
- Hottest Shower Scenes In TV History [Unibrow]
- Hilary Duff Fingers Her Ass [The Grumpiest]
- New The Spirit Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...

Keeley Hazell @ Britain's Best Awards in London
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986)[1] is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (UK bra size 32E).
Hazell regularly featured in Zoo until 2008, and continues to appear in The Sun at least once every two weeks.[3] She has been on the cover of The Sun's 2006 and 2007 Page 3 calendars, in addition to her own 2006 and 2007 wall calendars, the latter of which sold 30,000 in its first few days of release.[3] In April 2008, Hazell left Zoo and signed an exclusive deal to appear in their rival magazine Nuts.
Hazell was once offered a chance to appear in Playboy, but declined because she was not comfortable doing a full nude shoot. Wiki
Keeley Hazell @ Rock Band Bowling Evening
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Keeley is pretty as a moving pictureTrue to form, Keeley plays the minor role of Naked Girl, a part that involved wandering around a supermarket with her clothes off.
She told KOS Media: “I’m really pleased to be in this film, even if I do have a small role. I’m hoping it’s the shape of things to come and I get offered more movie roles.
“It’s a really good film and I had loads of fun making it. I’m glad it is finally getting the cinema release it deserves.” Source
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Bastardly Breaking News!! Keeley Hazell NOT Flaunting Her Rack!
Monday, May 12th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
These were snapped @ the "Sex And The City" World Premiere in LondonFirst off, why was Keeley Hazell invited to this premiere?! Her main fanbase is a bunch of horny dudes from around the globe. Are they really trying to market this flick to the horndogg demographic?! Anyway, here's some buzz about the flick...
Sex and the City movie: will the wait be worth it?
Four years, over 1,000 costume changes and endless rumours and internet leaks later, Sex and the City: The Movie will hold its world premiere in London tonight. The film, the first spin-off from the long-running TV programme which followed the lives and loves of four New York women and was credited with everything from sparking hundreds of fashion trends to undoing decades of feminism, is one of the most highly anticipated openings of the year and has been trailed with an unprecedented but unsurprising amount of international publicity. [Guardian]
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Bastardly Flashback Friday: Old Keeley Hazell Bikini Pictures!
Friday, February 29th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

We've probably posted this one before, but does anyone really care?!
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Friday, November 2nd, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

If you live on another planet & happen to be reading this, here's some info about Keeley's sex tape...
In early January 2007, a sex tape of Hazell and ex-boyfriend Lloyd Miller was released on the internet.[8] The video explicitly shows her performing oral sex for several minutes and then sexual intercourse. The video was shot while the two were on holiday in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain during the previous year, on or about 30 May.[8]
Following the tape's leak, Hazell was reported to have been very upset, and she called the police in an attempt to find out who leaked the tape.[9] She also "obtained an injunction on grounds of privacy preventing any further publication or promotion of the video." [Wiki]





















