Keira Knightley
Sienna Miller & Keira Knightley @ 2008 British Indy Film Awards
Monday, December 1st, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWhenever we see two random chicks together, we're either thinking along the lines of a steamy lesbian sex fantasy (here's a lesbo fantasy posted earlier today) or a Bastardly matchup between the two ladies. Fantasize all you want, but we're gonna use this set of pics to see who dudes would wanna wake up next to following a night of nude tango.
Flashback 2005: Keira Knightley @ British Independent Film Awards
Friday, October 17th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Keira Knightley Talks Boobs, Babies & Wanting to Set Her Head on Fire"I don’t remember anybody telling me that they wanted to give a boob job to the poster," Knightley told us. "So I’m glad they didn’t."
"I’d love to say that I was really strident and went "absolutely not" if they'd asked to enhance my breasts," she added. "But I don’t remember it ever coming up, which is rather nice."
"I think the insurance people said, 'You’ve shot half the movie, and if she goes up in flames then we’re not going to be able to finish it. So you’re not allowed,'" Knightley said. "So it is actually computer graphics."
"I don’t want one (a child) thanks. I’m all right," she said with a laugh. "Never say never, but right now I’m fine. Thank you very much." Source
Keira Knightley Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, September 11th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Gina Gershon Does Sarah Palin [HollywoodTuna]
- Katy Perry Never Kissed A Girl [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kelly Osborune Kissing [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Lauren Conrad Scores Book Deal [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kanye West is under arrest [Celebslam]
- Memorable Athlete Meltdowns [Complex]
- Daisy Is Over This Shit [Dlisted]
- Obama Explains “Pig-Lipstick” [Bumpshack]
- Rob Thomas Needs to Come Out [Derek Hail]
- Eva Longoria is fat [The Blemish]
- Vijf dingen uit Futurama die je nu wilt [Flabber]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Might Get Married [Celeb Parasite]
- Britney’s sons finally meet their new cousin [Cele|bitchy]
- Here I am, rock you like a hurricane [The Bastardly Society]
- Hottest Female Twins Of All Time [Unibrow]
- Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Anderson Cooper Vs. Triumph! [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
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Keira Knightley Hits Up Letterman To Promote "The Duchess"
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin'The Duchess' holds its own without Diana parallels, says Knightley
Keira Knightley's role in "The Duchess" sees her playing a fashion icon beloved by the English - a vibrant young woman married to a much older nobleman who lets her down enormously in the Prince Charming department when he fails to show her any affection.
Some 200 years after Lady Georgiana Spencer endured a loveless marriage, her direct descendant Lady Diana Spencer would marry Prince Charles and eventually become the so-called people's princess.
Parallels in the lives of the two women have been drawn before, notably when the book on which "The Duchess" is based was published in 1998 - the year after Diana's death.
But those parallels aren't particularly welcomed by Knightley or her director, Saul Dibb.
In fact, it seemed a bit of a sore point as they promoted "The Duchess" at the Toronto International Film Festival.
"We did very definitely intend to make a film about Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire, not Diana," Knightley said.
"I didn't look into (Diana) as any sort of, I suppose, inspiration for the character, partly because we were basing it on such a wonderful biography. All the information we had was right there." [Canadian Press]
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Fashion Rating: Keira Knightley @ "The Duchess" UK Premiere
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Richard Young/startraksphoto.comFilm fans short-changed by trailer trash
Keira Knightley is unhappy about what has been said about her role in her new film, The Duchess. She plays Georgiana, the 18th-century Duchess of Devonshire. She's not unhappy about what the critics are saying, not yet anyway. Miss Knightley's unhappiness is about what the film's own trailer is saying.
The trailer draws a link between the Duchess of Devonshire and the late Diana, Princess of Wales. In fact, the trailer doesn't so much draw a link as sledgehammer a link. I have seen the film at an advance screening, and the trailer on You Tube. They are, like Georgiana and Diana, somewhat distant relations.
The trailer begins with a picture of Diana, followed by the choice phrases: "Two women related by ancestry"; "United by destiny"; "History repeats itself". [The Independent]
About the movie:
Set at the end of the eighteenth century, The Duchess is the story of the beautiful and, glamorous Georgiana Spencer, the most fascinating woman of the age. While her beauty and charisma made her name, her extravagant tastes and appetite for gambling and love made her infamous. Married young to the older, distant Duke of Devonshire, intimate of ministers and princes, Georgiana became a fashion icon, a doting mother, a shrewd political operator and darling of the common people. But at the core of her story is a desperate search for love. From Georgiana’s passionate and doomed affair with Earl Grey to the complex ménage à trois with her husband and her best friend, Lady Bess Foster, The Duchess is a very contemporary tale of fame, notoriety and the search for love. (Her love child with Lord Grey was Eliza Courtney). [Wiki]
Here's the trialer:
Keira Knightley @ “The Edge Of Love” Premiere in London
Friday, June 20th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Keira Knightley's Mother Nixes Anorexia Rumors"She's always been thin," her mom, Sharman MacDonald, told the U.K.'s Daily Mail. "She's her daddy's daughter, with his long body."
MacDonald added that her daughter, 23, has to "eat like a horse" to maintain a healthy weight, following a special diet high in protein and carbohydrates. FOX News
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Ratings - Keira "Pancake" Knightley
Thursday, September 30th, 2004 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
We all know Keira Knightley is hot, but I think a lot of us are just Americans who find a semi-beautiful girl w/ a British accent sexy. Actually, just today it was learned that Keira topped a 100 Sexiest Movie Star Of All Time list put out by UK's Empire Magazine. That's quite a claim by the mag (a little bias), but I kindly disagree. By the way, Ms. Jolie came in second. If you put the two of them side by side, you'd have to be completely blind to choose Keira over Angelina. Seriously. Ok, now that we have that out of the way, let's hit the numbers.
6.25 - Raw score. The number of bones you can count on her body is almost sickening, but I guess that's the price of style & acceptance in our superficial society.
- 0.75 - The potential for murder or death while you have sex with Ms. Knightley. Once again, put some meat on those pointy bones, sistah! Even with 10-15 more pounds, Jackson will still love you & your boobless body.
+ 1.25 - She made her world debut in an Indian flick. It wasn't British, a'right! It was bloody Indian. Bangra 4 life, baby!
- 0.50 - She must remedy the skinnyman-boob situation ASAP! I'm not saying you go out & pull a Pamela Anderson, ok. I'm gonna guess & say she's either a AAA or an AA, so I would suggest at least jumping to a B (beware, the link leads to a not-so good lookin' pair of boobs).
6.25 - Total Score
