Kelly Brook
"Calendar Girl" Kelly Brook Still Dating Boy-Toy Danny Cipriani
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped as the couple left the Noel Coward theater after Kelly's show, "Calendar Girl," in which Kelly plays the role of Celia---a role previously played by Jerry Hall.
And, just in case some of you were actually busy working yesterday, here's Kelly doing some juicy marketing for her new gig...
If you happen to be in London, hit up a showing of this play at the Noel Coward Theater. More info here.
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Caption This! (Kelly Brook's Sweet Buns Edition!)
Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were taken during Kelly Brook's debut in "Calendar Girls" at the Noel Coward Theatre.
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Kelly Brook Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, October 26th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Lindsay Lohan Topless Is In Style [HollywoodTuna]- Playboy Mansion Halloween Party Pics [CO-ED Magazine]
- Miranda Kerr’s Pantyhose Ass [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Madonna Planting A Miracle Tree [I'm Not Obsessed]
- AScott Disick is really enjoying the single life [Celebslam]
- Andrea Estevez: Int'l Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
- Our Favorite Women Who Wear Glasses [Complex]
- Here's What $300,000 Bought Hello! Magazine [Dlisted]
- Top 10 Scariest Scenes In Film [Celebrity Odor]
- How Not To Introduce Matt Bomer [Manofest]
- Kelly Brook Arena Mag [Flabber]
- Noah Cyrus Is Too Damn Sexy! [Celeb Jihad]
- Renee Zellweger Gets Dumped by Bradley Cooper [Yeeeah!]
- Amber Heard Is Ridiculously Red Hot In FHM [Popoholic]
- Pamela Anderson is snowboarding [The Blemish]
- Julia Roberts Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- casting the watchmen major league baseball style... [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Juicy Flashback: Kelly Brook For Ralph Lauren
Friday, October 2nd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I'm pretty sure most of you have seen this set at one point or another, but thankfully, this falls into that special category of photo shoots that most people wouldn't mind devouring on a daily basis...
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Morning Pick-Me-Up: Kelly Brook Talks Into Her Shoe
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

For those of you wondering: YES, she's still dating that rugby player dude Danny Cipriani, but we can't see this lasting through the holiday season. Seasonal shifts in relationships normally occurs around this time of the year, so if you're in the market for a hot piece of ass, make sure you have plenty of cash on hand just in case a hottie is up for rebound rebound...
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Kelly Brook @ Qeelin Jewelry Launch Party in London
Monday, September 21st, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinNice to see that Kelly's lookin' hot as usual. So, is she still dating that rugby player or what? You'd think that after a year of dating her, that dude would finally get tired of sampling Kelly's bod each night of the week...Guess not.
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Kelly Brook @ 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKelly Brook spent the daytime on her bike ride with Mayor Boris Johnson and looked ridiculously hot that night at the award show. Lily Allen might have won the Woman of the Year award but from the photos that I've seen, Kelly by far looked the hottest, even if she can't breathe in the dress.
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Kelly Brook Launches Mayor of London's Skyride
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Kelly Brook took some time for a photo op and ride with Mayor Boris Johnson to promote the London Skyride on September 20th. On that day, thousands of people will participate riding in traffic-free roads. I think Billy Zane is still trying to leave a voicemail for her.Kelly told press, “I’m not really feeling that athletic but I do ride my bike on a regular basis, I do love cycling. It’s just a fun day out, it’s for everyone of all ages and all standards of cycling.”
Mayor Boris Johnson added, “Have a go and remember you don’t have to go too fast. I always cycle in a suit, I barely break into a sweat, I scarcely perspire I go so slowly. The danger is not behind you, it’s in front of you so be aware.” Source
Kelly Brook Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, August 27th, 2009 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson
- Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]- Underboob Overload [CO-ED Magazine]
- Aubrey O’Day on Wendy Williams [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Anna Paquin Is Cool With Nudity [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kristen Stewart getting naked? [Celebslam]
- If Obi-Wan Used Force Speed [Double Viking]
- Hottest Female Wrestlers Of All Time [Complex]
- Brangie Buys Gerbils: The Pictures [Dlisted]
- Batman & Robin: Filipino Bootleg [Celebrity Odor]
- The Best Bartender In The World [Manofest]
- Kate's Playground [Flabber]
- Demi Lovato Naked Pictures Countdown [Celeb Jihad]
- Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are Engaged [Yeeeah!]
- Megan Fox Sizzles In The Jennifer’s Body Featurette [Popoholic]
- Paris Hilton might be an egotistical maniac [The Blemish]
- AnnaLynne McCord In Her Douche Hat [The Grumpiest]
- Do We Owe 'Twilight' Fans an Apology? [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Morning Juiciness: Kelly Brook Lookin' Au Naturel in London! Ow!
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinFor all you multi-millionaire sugar daddies lookin' to get some Hollywood ass, you might consider Kelly Brook. She's about ready to celebrate her one-year anniversary with boyfriend Danny Cipriani, so I'm pretty sure boredom is just about setting in.





















