Kelly Osbourne
Surprise, Surprise! Kelly Osbourne was a Food Item For Halloween!
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Fashion Rating: Kelly Osbourne @ 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards
Monday, October 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKelly's pictured alongside her boyfriend Luke Howell.
Is it just me or did Kelly Osbourne lose a lot of weight? Whatever the case, I'm glad she cleaned up her look from this...
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Kelly Osbourne Lookin' Like A Chubby Princess Diana
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped late last night in London as Kelly & possibly gay boyfriend Luke Howell hit up the Whisky Mist.
Anyway, whatever you bastards say, she looks about 3 billion times better than her previous showing...
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What's Kelly Osbourne Trying To Do With Her Look?!
Thursday, August 6th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Seeing how she has a gay boyfriend (rumored), you'd think he'd tell her what looks hot & what makes her look like a fat dude with a bad haircut...
Anyway, these were snapped yesterday in London as Kelly prepares for an outing with her boyfriend (Luke Howell) & various other friends.
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New Hairdo Rating: Kelly Osbourne Goes Blonde! Ow!
Monday, July 6th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped over the weekend in London as Kelly Osbourne arrived at an after party at Bungalow 8 night club following a concert by Blur (remember 'Song 2?'
Sophia Bush, Emmy Rossum, & Other Celebs @ Anti-Prop 8 Rally!
Thursday, May 28th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
These were snapped a couple days back in Santa Monica.Can't the government just let gays & lesbians get on with their lives? All the time, money & energy that goes into these protests can go into ridding society of evil things like AIDS, cancer, herpes and Paris Hilton.
Come on, now!
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IT'S ABOUT TIME!! United Airlines To Make Fat People Pay Double!
Friday, April 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped a couple days back as Kelly Osbourne was spotted leaving club Mahiki in London.
After slapping travelers with a wide array of extra fees for extra legroom or baggage, United Airlines is finally taking the next logical step: Charge fat people.
I think everyone (unless, of course, you're fat) has gone through the awkwardness of sitting next to some heavy-breathing fat person who takes up more than his particular share of the seat. It's not only kinda gross, but it's obviously also very intrusive---especially if you're trapped on a fully booked international flight across the world.
Anwyay, with two-thirds of all Americans who are clinically obese, it was only a matter of time an airline would force fat people to buy an extra ticket for their right ass cheek. Here are the details for all you Bastardly Travelers:
United Airlines will start charging obese passengers for a second seat on flights on or after March 4 for travel on or after April 15.
According to United's Web site, the policy relates to passengers fitting the following criteria:
Unable to fit into a single seat in the ticketed cabin
Unable to properly buckle the seatbelt using a single seatbelt extender
Unable to put the seat's armrests down when seated
Passengers falling under any of those criteria will be relocated next to an empty seat.
If no unused seats are available, the customer must either purchase an upgrade to a cabin with available seats or change to the next available flight and purchase a second seat.
Customers who meet the criteria and do not purchase the second seat will not be allowed on the flight.
"Please understand that we care a great deal about all of our customers' well-being, and we have implemented this policy to help ensure that everyone's travel experiences with United are comfortable and pleasant," United said on its Web site. [BizJournal]
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Luke Howell Survives! Kelly Osbourne & Friends Jet-Ski in Miami!
Friday, April 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.comSincere apologies to Kelly Osbourne for all the immature fat jokes, but it's just too damn easy!!
Remember guys, these pics could be much, much worse! Kelly could be decked out in one of those famous Miami Beach dental floss bikinis.
Anyway, here are more pics from her outing with friends!
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LUKE HOWELL DROWNS TO DEATH! KELLY OSBOURNE'S FAULT?
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsIt was bound to happen one of these days, right?
Actually, I'm shocked Luke hasn't already died from some freak sex accident. It's really funny what some people will do for a lil' money & some D-List fame. Granted, I'd probably date Kelly myself if it allowed me access to her millions, but I'd definitely be smart enough to know that I'm not strong enough to hold her meaty bod on my shoulders---inside a swimming pool, of all places!
Photo Credit: Splash NewsWhat the fuck was Luke thinking?! Did he drink one too many shots & start thinking he had special powers or what?!
Here are a few more pics from Luke's final moments. Poor lil' bugger was found floating around the pool in two pieces. We didn't want to post those pics for obvious reasons.
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Breaking News!! Kelly Osbourne Has A New Puppy!!
Thursday, January 8th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comThese were snapped yesterday as Kelly visited a medical building in Beverly Hills.
Let's hope this dog's fate is better than Kelly's previous pets. Rumor has it that Kelly came home really wasted from a party one night & actually roasted her chihuahua in the oven. Sound a little too gross to be true? Let's hope so...
