Kimberly Stewart
Katie Cassidy Did Some Prostitute Runway Before "Melrose Place"
Thursday, August 6th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These come from the 2004 Los Angeles Fashion Week.Major props to the dude who emailed these in!
For those of you missed it, yesterday we posted up pics of Katie Cassidy alongside her (probably annoying) "Melrose Place" co-star Ashlee Simpspon & then later contemplated whether Katie would look hotter with a boobie upgrade.
And, the only thing slightly disturbing about these pics are those with Kimberly Stewart. Who the hell invited her to the party?! I bet it's her very own hoochie clothing line---paid for by daddy dearest, of course.
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Breaking News!! Kim Stewart Drinks VOSS Water While Jogging!
Monday, April 13th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFNews.comHere's more info on the bling'ed-out Voss water:
Voss Artesian bottled water is taken from a virgin aquifer that, according to the company, has been shielded for centuries under ice and rock in the untouched wilderness of Central Norway. Perhaps more to the point in today's world of lifestyle trends, Voss's stunning cylindrical package has quickly developed a superior image and significant market share in the ultra-premium bottled water segment. [Voss]
Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood & Peaches Geldof Pose Nude For Tatler Magazine, January, 2009
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Shrewd editors at Tatler Magazine convinced three (fame-hungry) daughters of rock legends to pose nude on their mag's cover. The three, daughters of rock royalty Rod Stewart, Ronnie Wood and Bob Geldof, were photographed by rock star turned photographer Bryan Adams.
The original shoot idea actually came from Bryan Adams and his fantasy for a crazy foursome w/ rock star offspring. We don't know whether he had sex w/ the girls, but he did manage to photograph them wearing their baby suits. As you guys know, we're not exactly huge fans of Kimberly Stewart, but I'm pretty sure she looks bangable when the clothes come off, lights go down & a brown bag goes over her head.
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Who Cares News: Is Kimberly Stewart Banging An Indian Dude?
Friday, November 14th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comYou guys remember this chick? Kim was out partying w/ Daddy Rod Stewart in London earlier this week. These were snapped as the clan left Cipriani restaurant and went to the Claridges bar launch.
So, since when does Kim like Indian food?
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What The Hell Happened To Kimberly Stewart?!
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped at London Fashion Week.
It's kinda unfair categorizing her as a Bastardly Hasbeen, but we'll give Kim the benefit the doubt and assume she was once something before arriving at her current state of affairs.
Hmm. It looks like someone wrote their own Wiki intro...
Alana Kimberly Stewart (born 21 August 1979, Holmby Hills, California) is an American socialite, fashion model and fashion designer and the daughter of Rod Stewart. [Wiki]
Let's see what the Bastardly Wiki has to say...
Kim Stewart is Rod Stewart's mistaken spawn following a night of drunken sex.
Kimberly Stewart, Kelly Osbourne & DJ AM @ Coachella
Monday, April 28th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: Flynet PicturesAs some of you might remember, the last time we posted Kelly Osbourne, she was downing 5 pieces Coachella-flavored pizza. Here, she's walking & drinking water, so it's more than obvious Kelly Osbourne reads Bastardly.
We love you too, Kelly!
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Kimberly Stewart Was Also @ Coachella Over The Weekend
Monday, April 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
So, this chick flew all the way from England to show face @ Coachella? Kinda sad...
Headlining this year @ Coachella:
Jack Johnson <===> Prince <===> Roger Waters <===> The Verve
As sad as this may sound, but before an epic Rage Against The Machine show and before diving into the S.F. music scene, I lost my live-music virginity with The Verve. I wish I could say it was @ a Snoop Dogg show in the mid-90s where I smoked two-three joints with some super hot choco-momma, but that would be straight-up bullshitting.
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Bastardly Update: Kimberly Stewart Still Ugly!
Wednesday, April 9th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINKimberly Stewart and Mark Ronson getting close?
Kimberly Stewart has reportedly got the hots for Mark Ronson.
The pair are said to have got cosy when the music producer/DJ played a set at London's Punk club on Thursday.
'They have been hanging out in the same circles for ages and now things have progressed,' a source tells The People. 'Kimberly really likes him.' Source
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Saturday, March 15th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Kimberly Stewart in Prostitute Wear @ 2008 NME Music Awards
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
