Lily Allen

Lily Allen Performs @ Le Zenith in Paris, France

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Lily Allen is no longer on Twitter or MySpace in an effort to keep her current boyfriend Sam Cooper happy.

"My boyfriend gets really angry. He's like: 'I want to spend some time with you, do we have to have one and a half million people in the room with us?'," Source

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Lily Allen @ 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards

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Lily Allen is dating Sam Cooper and wanted to prove to everyone that she's serious about him by not bringing her Blackberry along to the GQ Men of the Year Awards. A source says:

“Sam never really goes to parties like GQ and going as Lily’s date is a big thing for them,

“So he made her promise she wouldn’t ignore him by Twittering all night on her phone. It drives him insane. And she won’t embarrass him by getting too drunk.

“That’s a sure sign that Lily is serious about her bloke.”
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Lily Allen Smokes Doobies With Kate Moss on a Yacht

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There's not much to these pics than what you see. Along with all the weed, I wonder how many lines of coke these two will do while enjoying the highlife on a yacht off the coast of Southern France. Lily Allen's career was a total failure before she met Kate Moss and now we can say the same about her health. And, it's nice to see that they're smoking out right in front of Kate's 7-year old daughter, Lila Grace.


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Lily Allen Performs @ 43rd Montreux Jazz Festival in Switzerland

Lily Allen recently opened up about her love life and talks about how she falls easily. Yeah, totally must be true when we saw her on the beach with this old dude.

"I fall in love easily. It's a big problem for me."

"I just can't help it, I love flirting, kissing, the whole first date stuff. I'm an all or nothing girl and it gets me into trouble."

"Do I get easily heartbroken? Yes, always, because I throw myself right in. I'm very, very emotional."
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Lily Allen's Wardrobe Malfunction Might Be Better Than Her Music

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While filming her latest music video in London, Lily Allen got the attention of cameras when her right nipple went for a walk. We're pretty sure this is yet another desperate attempt to stay relevant, but let's hope she keeps making such juicy attempts...

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Lily Allen Gets Fingered While Performing! OW!

First off, props to the guy who's doing that. Secondly, he's probably developed some bacteria warts on this fingers now. But nonetheless, that's awesome. I think he was checking to see if Lily still had the landing strip going. If this makes you want to see more of Lily, check out her boobs while you're at it.

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Lily Allen Flashed Panties @ Z100 Morning Show New York

I mean, it shouldn't really be a big deal if Lily Allen shows us her panties since we've already seen what's underneath them (i.e. landing strip)... and we've seen the boobies on different occassions too (the other time letting the boobies breath at the beach). Put it together and you got a pretty good photoshoot.

Recently she also said that kids should try drugs... well, of course there was more to it but the media needs a good headline to sell papers.
"Parents should say, 'Drugs might seem fun, but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don't. Try it and see what you think'." Source

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Why Is Lily Allen Sleeping With 46 Year Old Jay Jopling?

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Another reasonable question is, "Why is Jay Jopling sleeping with Lily Allen?"

From Lily's standpoint, it's obvious: Mr. Jopling is a British art dealer worth an estimated £100,000,000. If you were a chick and had a chance to fuck that much money, why wouldn't you?! All it takes is some shiesty condom sabotage & suddenly you could be swimming in an ocean of cash for an entire lifetime. When that much money is on the line, you gotta suck in your pride & do what's best.

Anyway, if you're not really interested in checking out pics of Lily making out with some old dude on the beach, then check out her topless pics from last week. Ow!
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Topless Lily Allen Forgot To Bring Her Bikini Top To Jamaica!

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As some of you might remember, the last time Lily Allen let her boob hang out freely was back in early August when she running around London with a really loose top. This time around, the 23-year old Brit musician & TV presenter was spotted sunbathing topless with her mom a few feet away from her in beautiful Jamaica. Thankfully, Lily's mom, film producer Alison Owen, had her bikini top on, so it wasn't all that bad.

Anyway, once you've finished slurping Lily's boobies with your eyes, what the Bastardly Consensus? Does she need to upgrade her rack or what?

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Caption This, Bitches! (Lily Allen Got A Wedgie Edition!)

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Well, atleast we know that Lily Allen is wearing panties because we've all seen what it looks like when she's got no panties underneath. All we need now is for Lily to flash us a boob again.

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