Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan @ Richard Branson's Rock The Kasbah
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Lindsay Lohan has signed on to film a documentary in India about child trafficking.
"I'm going to India soon, actually, before Thanksgiving. And I'm doing a documentary for the BBC Network. I like to support charities. I think it's important to kind of have a voice when you can have one, and make a difference,"
"It's basically on the trafficking of children in Bihar, India. So it'll be starting soon. We're just trying to work out the times and the dates. I'm a little nervous, but I'm excited to do something like that," Source
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Question: Is Lindsay Lohan Buying Shoes or Camera Whoring?
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

These were snapped as Lindsay shopped for shoes in NYC. Whatever she happens to be doing, she definitely looks much better than she did the last time saw her ass on her...
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Lindsay Lohan @ 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art Gala
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Finally, a photo that shows Lindsay Lohan exactly the way the world sees her. Major props to the photographer. Anyway, believe it or not, Linds is set to star in three upcoming flicks within the next 12 months! Two sound like box-office bombs, while one looks promising. I'm referring to "Machete," of course. It's an upcoming Robert Rodriguez project that's set to slice through theaters next summer. I don't know if it makes any difference in its likability, but the flick's cast also includes Jessica Alba. Here's the trailer:

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Lindsay Lohan & Her Freckled Legs Attack Singapore! OW!
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

You gotta admit, Lindsay's workin' the cameras really well in this particular set...
And, just in case you guys missed it the last time we posted it up, Lindsay Lohan will be starring in Robert Rodriguez's next project "Machete," which will also star Jessica Alba. The movie will hit theaters next summer. Here's the trailer:
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BREAKING NEWS!! Lindsay Lohan Drinks Nantucket Nectars Juice!
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinAnyone know why she's dressed like an upscale NYC prostitute? You guys don't have to answer that question...
Anyway, these were snapped a couple days back as Lindsay hit up some after-parties following fashion shows held during NY's Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week going down right now in Manhattan's Bryant's Park.
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Breaking! Lindsay & Ali Lohan Depart From LAX!!!
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinYes, the Lohan sisters... well, we know that Lindsay isn't wearing a bra and decided not to button-up and Ali, well, it's Ali. She's jailbait and that's all we care about.
Lindsay Lohan got a job as artistic director for the troubled fashion house of Emanuel Ungaro. Mounir Moufarrige, president of Emanuel Ungaro, had this to say about the hire:
"Twenty-first century muses are extroverts whose personal style and experience gives them strong creative and artistic focus. Thus our vision of combining the eye of the ultimate luxury consumer, a celebrity," Source
Lindsay Lohan Woos Sponsorship! Drinks Coca-Cola Classic!
Friday, September 4th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped yesterday in L.A.Believe it or not, but Lindsay Lohan is set to star in "Machete," a sweet-ass Robert Rodriguez production. Initially "Machete" was just a fake trailer in the 2007 freak-show "Grindhouse." The movie's tagline is pretty sweet, too:
"Yesterday he was a decent man living a decent life. Now he is a brutal savage who must slaughter to stay alive."
I'm pretty sure Lindsay Lohan gets slaughtered, so that's already one reason to look forward to this one! The movie began filming earlier this summer & will release on April 16, 2010. Here's the poster:

Here's the fake trailer from "Grindhouse":
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Freckled & Thin Lindsay Lohan Rocks A White Bikini!
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

For those of you who missed it, it was recently learned that Lindsay Lohan might be posing for Playboy. Check the story here.
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Rumor: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy For $900k
Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

An Ausie daily newspaper is reporting that Lindsay Lohan will finally cash in her Playboy Trump Card. I'm pretty sure it's all bullshit, but whatever.
It's not really shocking that Linds decided to take it all off b/c let's admit it, haven't we seen one body part or another over the years anyway? The thing that's shocking is the amount of money Playboy puts on Lindsay Lohan's naked bod. Almost a million bucks?! Is this a horndogg's way of signaling that the recession is officially over? Our research has valued the freckled goodness at around $75k (which includes marketing by way of Lindsay carrying her Playboy issue with her everywhere she goes for two weeks (a la Spencer Pratt)).
Whatever the case, Hef should scratch the Lohan shoot & store the stash in a separate account labeled "Megan Fox's Future Playboy Layout." I'm sure once you get up around $5mil, Megan Fox will give the idea some serious thought.
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Lindsay Lohan Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, August 28th, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

- Megan Fox Is A Naughty Cheerleader [HollywoodTuna]
- 27 Playboy Playmates Who Twitter [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Horny of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Brody Jenner Tasered [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Joe Francis beat up a Playmate [Celebslam]
- Lucy Pinder is the International Babe of the Day [Double Viking]
- THE COMPLEX 7: SHANTEL VANSANTEN [Complex]
- Smell Like A Kardassian [Dlisted]
- A Trip to the Family Matters House [Celebrity Odor]
- 15 Random Sexy Twitter Babes You Should Tweet [Manofest]
- London Hart [Flabber]
- Miley Cyrus Role Modeling Some Short Shorts [Celeb Jihad]
- Lindsay Lohan Stole More Jewelry [Yeeeah!]
- Stacy Keibler Looks Damn Hot, Needs To Try Harder [Popoholic]
- Rumer Willis believes she is talented [The Blemish]
- Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Twitter Helps Inglourious Basterds to $37.6 Million Weekend Box Office [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]





















