Luke Howell
Surprise, Surprise! Kelly Osbourne was a Food Item For Halloween!
Thursday, November 5th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Fashion Rating: Kelly Osbourne @ 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards
Monday, October 12th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinKelly's pictured alongside her boyfriend Luke Howell.
Is it just me or did Kelly Osbourne lose a lot of weight? Whatever the case, I'm glad she cleaned up her look from this...
Kelly Osbourne Lookin' Like A Chubby Princess Diana
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinThese were snapped late last night in London as Kelly & possibly gay boyfriend Luke Howell hit up the Whisky Mist.
Anyway, whatever you bastards say, she looks about 3 billion times better than her previous showing...
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Luke Howell Survives! Kelly Osbourne & Friends Jet-Ski in Miami!
Friday, April 3rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.comSincere apologies to Kelly Osbourne for all the immature fat jokes, but it's just too damn easy!!
Remember guys, these pics could be much, much worse! Kelly could be decked out in one of those famous Miami Beach dental floss bikinis.
Anyway, here are more pics from her outing with friends!
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LUKE HOWELL DROWNS TO DEATH! KELLY OSBOURNE'S FAULT?
Thursday, April 2nd, 2009 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsIt was bound to happen one of these days, right?
Actually, I'm shocked Luke hasn't already died from some freak sex accident. It's really funny what some people will do for a lil' money & some D-List fame. Granted, I'd probably date Kelly myself if it allowed me access to her millions, but I'd definitely be smart enough to know that I'm not strong enough to hold her meaty bod on my shoulders---inside a swimming pool, of all places!
Photo Credit: Splash NewsWhat the fuck was Luke thinking?! Did he drink one too many shots & start thinking he had special powers or what?!
Here are a few more pics from Luke's final moments. Poor lil' bugger was found floating around the pool in two pieces. We didn't want to post those pics for obvious reasons.
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Kelly Osbourne & Luke Howell Hit Up NY Fashion Week!
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: WORKUM/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped yesterday as the two lovebirds arrived to check out the Marc Jacobs fashion show.
It looks like Kelly's black eye finally healed or at least she covered it up real nicely. Who gave her the black eye anyway?!
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Thursday, September 4th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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Did Luke Howell Give Kelly Osbourne A Black-Eye?!
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped earlier today in London as Kelly left home to pay her doc a visit. It's pretty obvious that someone beat up Kelly Osbourne, so who the hell was it? Luke Howell doesn't exactly look like the type of guy who beats up his women (or men)...
What's the bastardly take on this?
Gay or Not: Luke Howell is Still Sleeping With Kelly Osbourne
Friday, June 27th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.comThese were snapped right outside of Bungalow 8 club in Covent Garden.
Is this a way of telling the public that they're both happy or is it a way of expressing Luke Howell's bisexuality?
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Friday, June 13th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.Kelly Osbourne & latest boytoy attend the opening of the new night spot Get Close in Shoreditch, London
