Maria Sharapova
2009 US Open Hotties: Maria Sharapova Lookin' Beautiful For Nike!
Friday, September 4th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

I watched the painful Sharapova's match last night against that 17-year old chick from Jersey (Christina McHale). What's up with Sharapova's first serve?! I think she got like 2 or 3 first serves in the entire match, so that tells a lot about the pathetic state of women's tennis and also of Christina McHale's future potential.
Putting her serving issues to the side, Sharapova is still probably THE hottest chick on the tour. The rest of the chicks are busted-up Ruskies w/ lanky bods. Besides Ana Ivanovic, I don't think there's too much hotness out there, so if you know of a few names, definitely link to pics down below.


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Maria Sharapova & Blake Lively: Today's Lesbian Fantasy
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
These snaps were taken at the Tiffany & Co. and InStyle Honor Maria Sharapova and Frank Gehry event in NYCBlake Lively turned 22 years old yesterday and still no drunken wardrobe malfunction celebration photos yet. Yesterday we did a post focusing on her sexy legs but if you didn't go into the post you missed some shots of her white girl booty.
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Maria Sharapova Loses To Gisela Dulko @ Wimbledon Second Round
Friday, June 26th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Maria Sharapova was eliminated in the second round of Wimbledon by Gisela Dulko in three sets (6-2, 3-6, 6-4). Too bad because the candid action photos of Maria were starting to get interesting... trust me, just get past this first one and click through."There's no real gray area today," said Sharapova, the 2004 champion here. "I had so many easy balls, and I just made unforced errors from those. I don't really know if that's because I haven't played. When I've had those situations before those balls would be pieces of cake, and today they weren't." Source
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Maria Sharapova Wins Opening Match @ Wimbledon 2009
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Maria Sharapova is the 24th seed at this year's Wimbledon and struggled with her first round match versus Viktoriya Kutuzova to win in two sets, 7-5, 6-4."I was just trying to hold on," she admitted. "When I was down two breaks [in the first set] I thought it's not over until it's over. Everything is going to take time. Sometimes in the middle of a match I am thinking about the progress of the shoulder – how is it feeling? It's a matter of just forgetting about it." Source
Maria Sharapova @ CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Anniversary in NYC
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Maria Sharapova sure does go to a lot of events. I don't even know if she's played in a tournament recently? Is the season over? Is she still injured? Oh well, who cares, bikini photoshoots of Maria is what matters.Maria Sharapova Practices Tennis in L.A.
Monday, October 13th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Maria Sharapova finds new manRussian tennis champion Maria Sharapova has confirmed that she is dating Charlie Ebersol, son of the chairman of TV network NBC Sports.
According to thesun.co.uk, Sharapova, 21, had put herself on bid at a recent charity auction and jokingly said: "My boyfriend will outbid this price". Source
Maria Sharapova Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, October 9th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

- Britney Spears Ruins A See Through Moment [HollywoodTuna]
- The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time [CO-ED Magazine]
- Chanelle Hayes Works it for the Paparazzi [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Christie Brinkley Takes Out Restraining Order [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Brooke Hogan turns down Playboy [Celebslam]
- The 9 Hottest Israeli Women [Complex]
- Behold, The Earth Mother! [Dlisted]
- Zac Efron Attacked [Yeeeah!]
- Paris Hilton Piggybacks the White House [Derek Hail]
- Lauren Conrad is richer than you [The Blemish]
- Maak je eigen Ames Room [Flabber]
- Hef Talks About Getting Dumped by Holly Madison [Celeb Parasite]
- “White Trash” themed party [Cele|bitchy]
- Kimbo Slice? Lucky punch for Petruzelli? [The Bastardly Society]
- SEXIEST BODY PAINT VIDEOS OF ALL TIME [Unibrow]
- Delta Goodrem Is a Hot F@#king Cowgirl [The Grumpiest]
- Nathan Fillion Nails Aria Giovanni [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...

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Maria Sharapova @ US Open Kick-Off Party
Monday, August 25th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
OK! Interview: Maria SharapovaOff the court Maria is known for her fresh look and sleek style. Her best beauty tip? "Less is much, much more," she advises.
While she won't say whether or not the low maintenance approach has helped her net that lucky someone, she does confess that the right guy doesn't necessarily have to have a killer backhand.
"Just like any other woman, I want them to be their normal self, I want them to have their own life and to respect the business that I’m in," she says. Source
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Maria Sharapova - Canon PowerShot Diamond Collection!
Friday, August 22nd, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: BAUER-GRIFFINMaria Sharapova and the limited edition Canon PowerShot Elph: Priceless
Oh Maria. Was ever a celebrity/gadget mashup unfortunately timed this would be the one. Will hugging this diamond encrusted camera really make people forget you were replaced by Zvonareva (OK, and a shoulder injury that didn't help). Will this boost your career, or will people start thinking you're just in it for the money?
Still, 88 white diamonds should get you a lot of wonga, and that's just one camera! There are five cameras available, all in different colours, and each with 88 white diamonds round the lens. They're valued at around £6000, but even if you wanted to spend that much, you can't. Source
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Maria Sharapova @ Land Rover 60th Anniversary
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Federer, Sharapova aim to get back in formSoon after her Wimbledon shocker, Sharapova didn't sound like a woman about to give up any chance to re-establish herself and her confidence.
"I still have the desire, even 30 minutes after the match, to go back on court and to get better, because that's the only thing that's going to get me to hold that plate again," she said. USA Today





















