Mario Lopez

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped last night at Eva Longoria's Beso restaurant in Beverly Hills. A bunch of celebrities (A-Z Listers) gathered to celebrate celebrity hair stylist Ken Paves' birthday. Aaaw!


Can someone please I.D. her, by chance? I swear, I've seen this chick in a bikini on one of those telenovelas on Univision---and I'm not stereotyping, damn it!!

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Kim Kardashian continues to defend newly plumped Jessica Simpson and went as far to say that she's "probably twice Jessica's size, so what do you guys think of me then???" Source

No way Kim and her sexy curvy bikini bod are 2x Jessica.

Reggie Bush is absent from the pics... we sure as hell know he wasn't playing in the Pro Bowl. We also know that Mario Lopez sleeps with Eva Longoria right under Tony Parker's nose (probably in Tony's bed) so I'm sure he probably said something seductive in Spanish and they're probably getting it on as I'm typing this crap.

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These were snapped yesterday @ Eva Longoria's restaurant Beso in L.A.

As you guys know, whenever we see two random women together, it's only bastardly to speculate whether they hooked up---yes even if they're photographed with our favorite cute lil' munchkin Hayden Panettiere. Don't think this is the first time we've put Hayden under the lesbian sex spotlight because previously on Bastardly she (possibly/probably) hooked up w/ Lindsay Lohan & Eva Longoria.

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This whole "we're like totally bff" crap has got to stop already. Can't Tony Parker see through the smoke screen?!? Leave her ass!! She's only got a few more years tops on her desirable meter!!! She's already 33 years old and you're only 26 year old!!! Rather than be with a woman 7 years older than you, find yourself a girl that's 7 years younger than you!!!

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Eva Longoria rubbishes pregnancy rumours

Hollywood actress Eva Longoria has denied rumours claiming that she's pregnant, insisting that she is just fat. The Desperate Housewives actress and her husband Tony Parker laughed off rumours of her pregnancy in a recent interview with Le Grand Journal. "I'm just fat," US Magazine quote Longoria, as saying.

The 33-year-old actress revealed that she has put on weight for her character in Desperate Housewives, who will into an exhausted homemaker with two kids. The show's creator Marc Cherry said: "Gaby is having a very tough time being the mother of two overweight, hyperactive children. But Eva is having a marvellous time playing her!" Source

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And the Wiki says...

Karina Smirnoff (Russian: Карина Смирнова) is a world champion professional dancer from Kharkiv, Ukraine. She is a five-time U.S. National Champion, World Trophy Champion, and Asian Open Champion. Smirnoff has taken the title at the UK Open, is a three times champion at the US Open, two time champion at the Asian Open, five time champion at the Dutch Open, five time US National Professional Champion, ranked 2nd in the World, and took second at the British Open Blackpool Dance Festival.[1] She is "the first woman to ever make the British Professional Final with three different partners." [Wiki]

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