Melissa Theuriau

All I gotta say is Melissa Theuriau's husband is one lucky bastard. The couple is still in Miami enjoying the pool, probably after one of their morning runs and multiple sex sessions. This leads to the poll question...



Anyway, for those of you bastards who've forgotten Ms. Theuriau, we'll remind you with a couple posts:
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Melissa is pictured burning some calories with her husband Jamel Debbouze.

Melissa Theuriau was one of our favorite chicks a couple years back---that is, of course, until she tied the knot with this dude. For those who care, the Wiki says Jamel is a "French actor, comedian and producer of Moroccan descent." Along with his amazing sense of humor, I'm also sure Jamel has an 18" cock as an extra layer of icing on the cake to attract hot chicks like Melisa Theuriau. Fucker.

For those of you rich bastards who live in South Beach & want to steal Melissa away from Jamel, hit up the ultra-exclusive Setai hotel. The French lovebirds are currently stationed inside one of their luxury suites. Ow!

Anyway, for those of you bastards who've forgotten Ms. Theuriau, we'll remind you with a couple posts:
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Another Bastardly hottie has bit the dust & is out of the markett---unless of course, one of you super rich home-wrecking bastards drop tons of dough to get Melissa's back to the Horndogg Community.

Anyway, here's the news:
Les détails de son mariage secret avec Mélissa Theuriau

Rien ne laissait présager une idylle entre l’humoriste et la ravissante journaliste… Pourtant Jamel Debbouze et Mélissa Theuriau ne s’imaginent plus vivre l’un sans l’autre et sont prêts à s’unir pour la vie. Après une cérémonie hallal (tradition musulmane pour les fiançailles d’un couple) le 29 mars, Jamel Debbouze et Mélissa Theuriau se marient devant monsieur le Maire ce 7 mai. Revue de détails.

Jamel Debbouze et Mélissa Theuriau ouvrent le bal des mariages! Après s’être fiancé selon la tradition musulmane fin mars, le couple poursuit l'officialisation de son idylle avec un mariage civil ce 7 mai. Et comme les tourtereaux veulent faire de ce jour, ou plutôt de ces trois jours, un moment inoubliable, ils s’offrent le luxe et l’originalité, entourés comme il se doit par familles et amis. [Gala France]

Ghetto Google Translator:

Nothing foreshadowed a romance between the comedian and journalist delightful… Yet Jamel Debbouze and Melissa Theuriau no longer live imagine one without the other and are ready to unite for life. After a ceremony hallal (Muslim tradition for the betrothal of a couple) on March 29, Jamel Debbouze and Melissa Theuriau married to Mr. Mayor this May 7. Journal details.

Jamel Debbouze and Melissa Theuriau pave the way marriages! After fiancé according to Muslim tradition at the end of March, the couple pursues the formalization of his romance with a civil marriage this May 7. And as tourtereaux want to make this day, or rather these three days, an unforgettable moment, they are offered the luxury and originality, surrounded as it should be by families and friends.

Here are a few old posts to help ease the pain...
- French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!
- Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!
- Melissa Theuriau Not Topless In These Pictures

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There's really no reason for posting these pictures except so that I can link back to these topless pictures of Melissa.

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Photos taken on her way to Céline fashion Show in Paris

For those of you who haven't seen her scandalous beach photos, go here!

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Time for everyone to break out your lamest sex/riding jokes. Don't hold back, now...

And, as we do whenever we post photos of Ms. Theuriau, here are links to far more juicier photos of Melissa nude on various beaches...

- French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!
- Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!

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The only reason we post photos of Melissa Theuriau w/ clothes on is so that we can tempt you to visit older posts in which she's topless on the beach. If you're a true Bastardly Horndogg, you'll probably click here & here (NSFW).

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The last few times we've shown Melissa Theuriau she's been topless. So my apologies for those who'll only recognize based on the size and shape of her boobies. For reference, let's go back to those lovely topless pictures. If you actually want to see and listen to that sexy voice hers then go to this post.

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Check out Bastardly's posts from the past featuring Melissa Theuriau when she's NOT wearing her news anchor getup. If you're a new member of the Bastardly Horndogg Community & haven't seen these, click on the links below & enjoy the eye-candy feast!

- French News Anchor Melissa Theuriau Naked On Beach Again!
- Sexy Melissa Theuriau Video & Today's Hottest Links!
- Anchorwoman Melissa Theuriau: Nude, Naked, Topless! There Is A God!

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Courtesy of BRAY!

Soccer is might be great and all, but what matters is who has the best hotties of all time, French or Italy?

Well last week I had started collecting images for a Ukraine vs. Italy match.

In terms of ALL TIME hotness it was going to be a stretch to put the Millas (Jovovich and Kunis) up against the likes of Sophia Loren and Monica Bellucci. (Allysa Milano only counts as Italian American). Though I am a bit concerned Sophia is barring all at 74!

Though the Ukraine can be proud of Billionare Power Elder Hottie Yulia Tymenshenko. Plus Ukraine does offer Brides to Go.

That said I must slave away to find French hotness to contend with the collection of Italian lovelies.

Here is the Italian contingent, part 1.

Exactly! The 2006 World Cup is over and we've exasperated all the Zinedene Zidane supporters.

Big Ups to BRAY!!!!!

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