Melyssa Ford
Melyssa Ford: Smooth Girl, Flashback Flavors, Feb 2009 Issue
Monday, April 6th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
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Melyssa Ford: King Magazine, April/May 2009
Thursday, February 26th, 2009 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These photos of Melyssa Ford are from the same issue of KING that brought us those Christina Milian photos. Melyssa appeard in My Bloody Valentine 3D which was released earlier this year but even the Wiki doesn't give her any mention about her role... guess she just played "big tittied chick in background" or something of the such.
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Melyssa Ford @ 2008 ESPYs Giant Event
Friday, July 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Melyssa Savannah Ford (born November 7, 1976 [1] in Toronto, Ontario) is a Canadian model, actress and radio personality. She attended York University and studied in the field of forensic psychology. Ford's father is Afro-Barbadian and her mother is Russian and Norwegian. She is often referred to as Jessica Rabbit, after the character from the animated film Who Framed Roger Rabbit whose voluptuous figure Ford is said to resemble. Wiki
Melyssa Ford Signs Autographs With Black Marker... Not A Sharpie!
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Melyssa Ford & Meagan Good: Today's Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Thursday, December 20th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped during Melyssa's Halloween flavored birthday party back in November...Scandalously Related Stories:
Melyssa Ford & Her Ass @ BET Hip Hop Awards
Monday, October 15th, 2007 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
And the Wiki says...Melyssa Savannah Ford (born on November 7, 1976 [1] in Toronto, Ontario) is an Canadian model and actress. She attended York University and studied in the field of forensic psychology. Ford's father is Afro-Bajan and her mother is Russian and Norwegian. She is often referred to as Jessica Rabbit, after the character from the animated film Who Framed Roger Rabbit whose voluptuous figure Ford is said to resemble. [Wiki]
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Melyssa Ford Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, September 27th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Kristen Bell Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]- Evan Rachel Wood Doesn't Care About Being Famous [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Howto: Inbreken [Flabber.nl]
- Britney Spears is thirsty, retarded [Celebslam]
- Jamie Lynn Spears Cleavage [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Boobs, Boobs, the Magical Fruit [The Bastardly Society]
- Oprah Should Join The Queens Of Comedy [Dlisted]
- Ja-Rule doesn't hate the gays [Tasteful Celebs]
- Guess who is wearing an engagement ring? [SOW]
- Lohan is staying in rehab for a while [Cele|bitchy]
- What a Difference Two Years Makes [Fatback and Collards]
- The 10 Greatest Moments In Female Farting [Uber]
- Pink and Carey Hart Split - Carey Hart Realizes He's Not Gay [DerekHail]
- Dear Angelina & Brad: Please Back Off the School [CityRag]
- Spend Some Time With Nelly Furtado [ChugsAndJugs]
- Lacey Chabert showing off great cleavage [RichandBrainless]
- Stacy Keibler Has A Hair Stuck To Her Lip [Popoholic]
- Jennifer Lopez does Arena Magazine [The Grumpiest]
- Playboy wants Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson [The Blemish]
- Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Natalia Bush in scary bikini [Horny Oyster]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
As you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...
Melyssa Ford @ Surprise Birthday Celebration For Kerry Rhodes
Monday, July 30th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
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Melyssa Ford @ Charlie Mac Anti-Violence Celebrity Weekend
Monday, July 23rd, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
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Melyssa Ford Still Lookin' Good @ Kevin Liles Power Brunch
Thursday, July 12th, 2007 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe























For some reason, this lady's been a little M.I.A. as of late...
