Monica Bellucci
Weekend Lesbo Fantasy: Monica Bellucci and Sophie Marceau in Cannes
Sunday, May 17th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMThese were snapped yesterday at a grand premiere event for the movie "Don't Look Back" during the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival. This is by far the classiest lesbian fantasy in Bastardly history.
And, for those of you bastards having trouble remembering Sophie Marceau, think back to Braveheart & a late-90s Bond, The World Is Not Enough.
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMMonica Bellucci @ Women's World Awards Gala
Friday, March 6th, 2009 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Did anyone see Monica Bellucci in, L'uomo che ama? Just wondering cause she strips down and has a shower scene in the movie. Maybe that's why she got an award at this Women's World Gala.Anyways, Monica is set to appear in The Private Lives of Pippa Lee (with lonely Keanu Reeves and kleptomaniac Winona Ryder) and Ne te retourne pas in 2009.
Monica Bellucci Brings The Afternoon Links!
Monday, October 27th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Jackson

- Holly Madison’s Costume: Angry Ex-girlfriend [HollywoodTuna]
- SNL Put A Finger In Butts [CO-ED Magazine]
- Jennifer Hudson’s Family Murder [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Miley Cyrus At Photocall In Germany [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Michael Jackson to tour? [Celebslam]
- The 5 Illest G-Rated Cartoon Chicks [Complex]
- HoHan Still Likes Dick [Dlisted]
- Pink is Proud to be Called Gay [Yeeeah!]
- Tom Cruise Settles Score with Television Host [Derek Hail]
- Billy Ray gave Miley Cyrus “the talk” [The Blemish]
- Ochtendgymnastiek met baby [Flabber]
- Amy Poehler Finally Gives Birth [Celeb Parasite]
- Katy Perry says she’s never going to be like Britney Spears [Cele|bitchy]
- this guy has a blog.... [The Bastardly Society]
- HOTTEST BOOB PRANK VIDEOS [Manofest]
- Cindy Crawford MILFs It Up For Vogue [The Grumpiest]
- Clint Eastwood’s Gran Torino Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And, of course...

Monica Bellucci @ "L'Uomo Che Ama" Premiere in Rome
Friday, October 24th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

The man who loves is a film of 2008, according to the opera director Maria Sole Tognazzi. The film, whose shooting began in February 2008 between Lago d'Orta and Turin, recounts the life of Roberto, a pharmacist quarantenne to grips with work, family and women. The film speaks of experience from a male, a man who is both victim and executioner of love. Ghetto Google Tranlated Italian Wiki
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Monica Bellucci Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson

- Megan Fox Calls Off Engagement? [HollywoodTuna]
- Dark Knight: First Five Minutes [CO-ED Magazine]
- Denise Richards and Her Tight Pants [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Having Problems [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Alicia Moore (aka Pink) bikini pics! [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's Kicks [Daily Drop]
- The Curse Of The Hot MTV VJ [Complex]
- Hot Pregnant Dude Gave Birth!!!!!!! [Dlisted]
- Spencer Pratt apologizes to Mary-Kate Olsen [Cele|bitchy]
- Cynthia Rodriguez Chooses Lenny Kravitz Over A-Rod [Bumpshack]
- Christina Ricci covers her Middle Boob? [DerekHail]
- Roken is voor losers! [Flabber]
- Jennifer Aniston is jealous [The Blemish]
- Polygamist Sect Launches Clothing Line [Gone Hollywood]
- Matt Damon Gets Fat for a Movie [Celeb Parasite]
- Video Shows Woman Ignored While Dying [The Bastardly Society]
- Hottie Of The Day: Holly Valance [Unibrow]
- Kristin Cavallari Hot Tit Tank Top [The Grumpiest]
- Anna Faris Was A Late Boob Bloomer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...

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Monica Bellucci @ "Une Histoire Italianne" in Cannes
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Monica Anna Maria Bellucci (born September 30, 1964 or 1968) is an Italian actress and fashion model.
Bellucci is married to fellow actor Vincent Cassel, with whom she has appeared in several films and has a daughter, named Deva (born September 12, 2004). In 2004, while pregnant with her daughter, Bellucci posed nude for the Italian Vanity Fair Magazine in protest against Italian laws that prevent the use of donor sperm. Wiki
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How is Monica Bellucci Aging?
Friday, February 29th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
These were snapped last week @ Dolce & Gabbana's Fall/Winter 08/09 Collection at Milan Fashion WeekShe'll always be beautiful!
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Monica Bellucci @ 'Le Grand Souffle' Premiere in Paris
Wednesday, September 5th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Monica Bellucci @ Shoot Em Up Photocall
Monday, September 3rd, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Monica Bellucci in Last November's GQ Magazine
Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson























Yeah, these are old but never posted here....