Mya Harrison
Mya @ "Love For Sale" Premiere
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Mya Gets Romantic As She Gives Her ‘Love For Sale’R&B singer Mya had a chance to celebrate her role in the new film “Love For Sale” this weekend at the annual American Black Film Festival with co-stars Melyssa Ford, Jason Weaver and Jackie Long.
“Love For Sale,” a romantic comedy about Trey (Jackie Long), a twenty-something delivery guy that can’t seem to catch a break was premiered at the festival which was heavily attended by Hollywood’s top African American talent. Source
Mya Harrison Representin' The "Sistahs in a Bikini" Community
Monday, July 7th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
More sistahs need to represent, damn it!!
Anyway, by far, this is my favorite Mya post---although it's really unfortunate Carson Daly had to be in it...
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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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Mya Harrison Gives Carson Daly A Lap Dance On MTV!!
Tuesday, February 14th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Name: Bull Clinton
The title is misleading… I was hoping to see booty! :-(
Posted Feb 13, 12:14 AM [Sheryl Crow's Single Booty @ The Grammys]
Mr. Clinton, I think we have some booty for you...Remember to go over to Yahoo.com before going into wankmode b/c the Bastardly practices the No Wanking On Site Policy.
I don't exactly how this transpired, but @ the end of it all, Carson Daly ended up on some stage w/ Mya giving him some crazzzy lap dance. It's great to see that if the singing thing ever falls through for Mya, she'll have an amazing career as a stripper awaiting her on the sidelines (I'll be waiting on the sidelines for you, too!!). Let's keep our fingers crossed...
So yes, w/ that in hand, here's the official tally of people whose careers we want to topple & the our scandalous reasons why...
1. Jessica Alba: Already sucks @ acting, but we're praying that all her upcoming movies miserably flop so that one day, in the very near future while J's still in her prime, she's forced to do Playboy.
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt: Her career has already bit the dust, but she refuses to realize it. Get w/ the program & let's see the goods, Jenny!!!
3. And now, Mya: She is just so damn hot!!! God! I think Mya's packin' double the hottness of Christina Milian & we already know that Christina's wankably hot herself. I think a Bastardly Matchup is in order.... Anyway, I digress. We would like Mya's career to come crashing to the ground b/c then she'd be forced to work at some random Vegas strip club (preferably Cheetahs!!)---of course, such a monumentous event would cause all hell to break loose at our nation's airports as all heterosexual males w/ some dispossable income will be heading to Sin City for a ride on the Mya Mobile. Ow!!!!!
Now for tons of photos of Mya making Carson Daly go crazy...
