Nadya Suleman
Nadya Suleman aka "Octomom" - Bikini Photoshoot
Wednesday, January 13th, 2010 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

So what news do we have on Octomom? Well, her doctor, Michael Kamrava, has been accused on gross negligence and the state of California has ruled in favor of her "denying a call for an independent guardian to monitor her children's finances." Source
...and remember, Octomom is living that $565k home... paid for by American tax dollars!
Before photo from TMZ:

After photo:

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Breaking News! Nadya Suleman Takes Kids To Arby's!
Thursday, April 30th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinI'm pretty sure these kids survive on fast food & microwaved mac & cheese. Kinda sad, but probably true...

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Thursday, March 12th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comAs most of you bastards know, Nadya Suleman will move into a new home worth $565,000 in La Habra, California. Early reports claimed that Nadya's dad purchased the property for her, but she recently cleared things up during an interview with Radar Magazine:
"I earned it. ... No, my father did not purchase this house for me. I did it on my own."
"My ultimate goal is not to be a burden on ... taxpayers. So there have been a couple of offers. ... I selectively picked a couple of opportunities to earn some resources for the kids." [Source]
Anyway, while Nadya figures out how to pay for her own shit, here's what she bought during a shopping spree at a local Target store thanks to online donations & welfare checks. Shouldn't this woman be shopping at Wal-Mart?!
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Nadya Suleman's New $565k Home Comes With Free Childcare!
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: INFphoto.comCoupled with massive amounts of cash rolling through her donation website & a lil' help from her father, Nadya Suleman is moving into a new home in La Habra, Cali. If that wasn't enough, she's also getting free childcare courtesy of friendly people at Angels in Waiting---a service which under normal circumstances costs $135k per month! What the fuck, right?
Like any other sane person, this bitch annoys the hell out of me. Who would've ever thought that popping out fourteen babies could become such a lucrative career move. It's sad that we've come to a point where a shameless woman can literally blackmail society into funding her entire life. What's next?
Anyway, as much as I hate to drag race into this crap, it's more than obvious that if Nadya Suleman was black, she wouldn't get any of the help or national attention, for that matter, that she's currently receiving. The press has even gone as far as to compare this woman's appearance to Angelina Jolie. Once again: What the fuck?
And also, can someone please kick Dr. Phil in the balls for fanning the flames of this woman's 15-minutes of fame? I don't want to hear about this woman when her kids turn 1, 2, 3, 4, etc, etc. Even though I know it's gonna happen one of these days, but I hope & pray that she doesn't land her own reality show! Please God, don't do it!!
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Monday, February 16th, 2009 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Also knows as... Octo-Mom
I know she's a mother of 14 (yes, 14 fucking kids!) & has an uncanny resemblance to Angelina Jolie, but this bitch needs to fucking disappear almost more than Chris Brown.
I really didn't want to make a post about her on here, but after seeing that she's still all over the news, I figured I'd let the Bastardly Community put an end to her 15 minutes. Please help us.
Here are some annoying quotes from a recent article:
“Boyfriends? I think I’d have to be extremely selfish. I cannot maintain a social life and be a mother.”
Nadya, who always wanted a "huge" family, had 14 embryos frozen and used Solomon’s sperm to fertilise each one. He has never seen any of his children.
What the fuck? This dude's penis should be cut off.
Nadya was married for several years to Marco Gutierrez, whom she met at college, but admits “it didn’t work out - I couldn’t get pregnant. I was in the marriage for the wrong reasons. I thought I loved him but I was more in love with wanting children”.
Riiiiight.




















