Naomi Watts
The Bastardly Minute With... Naomi Watts
Thursday, February 19th, 2009 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

As you guys know, Naomi Watts' latest movie is the box-office super-flop, "The International." The movie opened in the depressing & disappointing 8th spot with roughly $10mil, so with a production budget of $50mil, let's hope it can eventually break even.
Here's the trailer:
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Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinTerrified Watts Conceived During Horror Movie
Naomi Watts was so terrified of shooting scenes for the horror movie "Funny Games," she sought comfort in partner Liv Schreiber, and conceived their first child.
The actress turned to her long-time partner during breaks in filming in a bid to shake off the psychological effects of the English-language remake of Michael Haneke's 1997 movie.
But Watts' fear soon turned to happiness after learning she was pregnant with their son, Alexander Pete.
She says, "I have to say that I conceived during this film. I think I was creatively fulfilled." Source
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Thursday, September 25th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Naomi Ellen Watts (born 28 September 1968) is a British born, Australian actress.
Naomi will next be seen in The Foreigner III, with Steven Seagal.
Watts is expecting her second child with Schreiber. Wiki
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Thursday, May 15th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Watts is new Angel spokesmodelActress Naomi Watts has been unveiled as the new face of designer Thierry Mugler's Angel fragrance.
The blonde beauty will grace billboards and TV screens later this year as the spokesmodel of the perfume.
Watts was filmed for the TV commercial by director Bill Condon, and was snapped by acclaimed photographer Al Mahdavi for the print adverts. Source
The Bastardly Midnight Snack: Naomi Watts
Thursday, November 23rd, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe
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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Any guesses as to what she has in her groceries? It's a well known fact that Watts has some of the best nipples in the industry, so I'm pretty sure she has a special diet to help keep them perky & juicy. MM-MM-MMMMMMMM!Please excuse our overly superficial speculation of such frivolous information, but always remember that The Bastardly is synonymous to catfish when it comes to the media industry---we're nothing but bottom feeders of the shit that no one else to post or write about.
W/ that in hand, please remember to take your shot @ our Bastardly Lady of the Day firing squad. If you think you're hot, test out the theory among thousands of overly bitter people sitting in cubes across the globe. Don't live a lie! Find out if you're hot today! Email photos to the Bastardly Photo Department.
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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
I'm thinking that if Naomi Watts wasn't in Chinatown for a photoshoot that she'd otherwise have no business there....just an unfair assumption on my part.Scandalously Related Stories:
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Tuesday, August 29th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

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Friday, June 2nd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Looks like Naomi Watts forgot where she put her bra like Keira Knightley. Well, I'm assuming it's more comfortable when a woman can go freely like that and let her boobies hang naturally??? Looks like the rental agent is not at all worried about payment as staring at hard nipples will be suffice for payment in this case.Scandalously Related Stories:
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Monday, February 20th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
It was either really cold or Naomi was thinking about King Kong's gorilla schlong again...





















